Duckman Ranting

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! OKAY, I'M KIND OF AN ANIMAL. I MEAN, A FEW OF MY FEATURES ARE ANIMAL LIKE, AND I DON'T WEAR CLOTHES AND I SMELL A LITTLE OUTDOORSY MOST OF THE TIME, BUT I HAVE A JOB AND I TALK AND STUFF TOO, SO WHEN I SAY I'M NOT AN ANIMAL, I THINK TECHNICALLY I'M ON SOLID GROUND.