“he was bored”, at least... that’s what he said.

Jerry: Hex chill down

Blaze: good job hex

“I can’t.”

*all of a sudden, a trapezoid jumps out of the water and lays on the ground, panting.”

“Wait... why the hell were you in there!?”

“I DON’T KNOW, YOU COULD’VE KILLED ME.”

“Neither can I”

“I’m gonna check the damage down there”

*Jerry jumps into the ocean and then hops back out*

“There’s no way I’m going back there?

“/000\ OH DEAR GOD, IT WAS LIKE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, THERE WERE MUTATED ANGLER FISH.”

*Catto walks in.*

“Uh... hey..?”

*Hex just jabs him in the chest.*

“WELP F**K.”

“Hey Hex chill down and don’t hurt each other”

“Kill each other”

Stickdanny: Spongebob and his friends are in the sea you douche, you almost killed them! it's a good thing the anti pollution people came as fast as they could.
Sandy:ahem, I have a helmet

*Hex just looks away.*

“/000\ So uh... is there any way to protect the missing shard? Or are we just going to see what happens.”

Natiusa:"Welp we need to save bikini bottom at all costs so stop arguing"

He either pissed in it or humped the ocean

There’s no possible way he can actually do that to a water so I guess he pissed in it..

Or maybe even more than that he probably-

*Bloo has died from getting hit by a frying pan.*

Maybe he also shat in it

That sounds disgusting to me and it gives me fetish vibes so...

“HE FILLED UP A CAN WITH P!SS AND THREW IT DOWN THERE-“

I... guess it makes sense-

:/

(Wait... A WATER?? I MEANT OCEAN.)