SHREK; "BLASTS OUT OF TOILET"; "INHALES"; SOMEBODY TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS MACARONI SO I TOOK A BITE OUT OF A TREE IT TASTED KIND OF FUNNY SO I SPIT IT AT A MONKEY AND THE MONKEY STARTED SWEARING AT ME 1000 YEARS LATER I MET DARTH VADER AND HE THERW HIS LIGHT SABER AT ME IT MISSED BY A METER AND HIT JUSTIN BEVER AND NOW THE WORLD IS BEVER FREE.