That's a paddlin'

NOT PUTTING FRESH TOILET PAPER ROLLS ON THE TOILET PAPER ROLL HOLDER, THAT AND DOING A PROTEST OF ANY KIND WOULD GET YOU A MAJORLY SAVAGE AND EXTREMELY MERCILESS PADDLIN'; NOT TELLING PEOPLE THINGS THEY DON'T KNOW SOONER THAN LATER, THAT'S GONNA GET YOU A PADDLIN' TOO DON'T FORGET THAT