Bruh moments that I’ve seen so far: 69,420

*meanwhile, a black blastoise is trying to avoid being obliterated by lasers.*

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“

“Can you help that turtle or what?”

“Oh heck no! you do it Roly!”

“N-no!”

“That ice cube is out of control, I think it’s that collar again-“

“Nope! No mind control! Just Sparky being himself!”

“Wait WHAT!?”

“Take it easy Psychozard, your-“

“WHAT THE [redacted] HAPPENED?!?!”

*A Zamazenta continues growling at the Charizard*

“Shit happened, It was mostly caused by Blixer but also you peopl-“

*Reddy almost gets blasted.*

“THIS ISN’T FRIDAY THE 13TH, WHY DO I KEEP HAVING THIS HAPPEN-“

“MY SHELL CAN’T EVEN PROTECT ME FROM THAT BLOCKY THING AAAAAAAAA-“

*the monster roars as it keeps firing lasers at the blastoise.*

*The Zamazenta jumps in front of the Blastoise, blocking the lasers with its shield, without even getting a scratch on the shield, no dents either. The Zamazenta doesn’t speak*

“What in the hell?”

“I have no idea who the Zamazenta is, it fought against you while we were battling Blixer...”

“I’m surprised the shield took those lasers...”

“Dang...”

*a green triangle just starts painting a Crobat pink and throws it at the square monster.*

“JUST TAKE HIM HE’S PINK-“

“WHAT THE HELL-“

*it starts chasing the crobat instead.*

“SHET SHET SHET SHET SHET-“

*the Zamazenta looks confused, but it still won’t talk*

“Shouldn’t we stop him?”

“I’ll go with you Psychozard.”

“Help is always welcome Azure.”

*the Flygon and Charizard towards the monster*

*fly* bruh moment

*it was not long until some other square thing just pounces on the Crobat, and then jumps on the monster and it falls to the ground, turning back into a normal blue square.*

“Wait what-“

“Ugh... I’ll do that same to that Dorito if this shet happens again...”

“/000\ did that... jet pack thing just bounced on him like a plumber??”

*the Zamazenta begins to walk away*

“Hey, Zamazenta, are you ok?”

*it nods*

“Is everyone else ok?”

“I actually thought about jumping on that cube’s head to see what would happen.”

*the two Umbreons start laughing*

“Ngh... what happened..”

“/- - -\ You did sh!t Spark, all because of that pink block of edge.”

“/0\ OH GOD ARE YOU OKAY!? WHY WERE YOU ATTACKING US ALL OF A SUDDEN-“

“a-all I remember was that cube trying to kill us..”

“Oh, Elek? Yeah, he got cured, besides, we have a bigger pro-“

*the trapezoid glares at the red diamond.*

“I-I mean.. uh... we have a bigger tank full of that cure soooooo-“

“We gotta put a blind fold on him-“

“Hmm...”

*the white square just looks at the eterna tower and gets scared.*

*the Zamazenta starts to walk away again*

“Um... it does know that this is the only way out of hell, right?”

“It probably doesn’t...”

“Someone should go get it back here.”

“I’ll get it.”

*the Flygon walks towards the Zamazenta*

Blaze Kirby: give me a water gun of it

Ezlo: go use it on the Kirbies and Blaze

Simpbot: I have a water gun function built into me

Ezlo: well that’s good

“Take it easy Psychozard, your-“

“WHAT THE [redacted] HAPPENED?!?!”

*A Zamazenta continues growling at the Charizard*

“If you don’t stop you will suffer Psychozard”

“Not that harsh Blaze Kirby”

“Someone should put the cure into my tank”

“No seriously, what happened?”

“Easy now, it’s a long story.”

“I believe we would like explanations as well.”

*two Umbreons and a Flygon are sitting next to Psychozard*

*the Zamazenta keeps its defensive stance, but he stops growling*

*Ezlo explains all of it*

Ezlo: thats why I want to commit aliven’t

Blaze Kirby: kill Galeem, kill Galeem, KILL GALEEM

Simpbot: CHILL

“Ight, I’ll come back when all this craziness is over.”

“Psychozard, come on, we need you, besides, we haven’t seen each other in a long time.”

*the Zamazenta looks confused and now wants to run away from everyone, but it just looks at the ground*

“Alright, I’ll help.”

“We’ll help as well.”

“THEN PUT THE DAMN CURE IN MY WATER TANK”

“We should get the evil gods out of the way first while curing people”

“Can we go now, this place is extremely cold”

*Jeff puts a tank of the cure in the water tank*

“Use it sparingly, that’s all your getting until I make more.”

“This Zamazenta is amazingly strong, it’s shield took about 20 lasers head on and the shield isn’t scratched or dented.”

“Ok now who should we cure first”

*Ezlo holds a phone with the wiki article on the evil gods on its screen*

“Idk”

“THESE DUDES FOR FRICKS SAKE”

“This is not going well.”

*Azure and Psychozard casually fight a monster in the distance*

“Shouldn’t we go help them?”

“You guys go, I’ll stay with the Zamazenta, maybe I can get it to talk a little bit.”

“What is the monster, or what does it look like”

“Let me kick it’s @$$”

“What am I supposed to do, I need commands”

*the Charizard warns everyone to stay back while Jeff walks over to the Zamazenta*

“YOU KNOW WHAT IM SICK OF BEING BOSSED AROUND”

*Blaze Kirby throws a fireball at the monster*

“Give me a command please”

“D O G G O”