Kenos moment (kill me TwT)

Cookie: ah crap

Eclipse: what
Random person: Kenos

Cookie: demon alert

Random person: Kenos
Eclipse: OH, him?

Toon link: *confusion intensifies*

Cookie: *visible confusion*

Random person: KKKKKKEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Eclipse: STOP! >:( *shoots person with a railgun*

Cookie: ight ima head away from the demon nugget

Eclipse: yeah, good idea...

Cookie: *backs away hoping he doesn’t notice*

Toon link: see ya *timeline skips*

Toon link: WHAT THE HECKITY HECK!

Demon eclipse: *quietly* kenos
Eclipse: I SWEAR TO GOD!! *lunges at Demon Eclipse*

Toon link: nope im out

Cookie: *holds eclipse back* honey, you’ll get hurt

Toon link: ok I brought help *throws out mew* (pokemon)

Eclipse: Fine...

Cookie: now let’s just leave before he kills us both

Toon link: see ya *timeline skips*

Demon eclipse: *is still shaking from seeing the person violently die*
Eclipse: Yea...

Cookie: see ya *runs away*

Nowo: *plays Deja Vu* Hi guys! *deploys a ton of Tachyon beams*

Demon cookie: *takes demon eclipse’s hand* come on!!

Nowo: MWAHAHAHAHA! >:D *fires Tachyon beams*
Demon eclipse: Yep!

Demon cookie: *retreats* THIS ISNT OVER!!!

Toon link: let me help, Charizard use flamethrower

Toon link: ok whatever you say although I think it is over

Toon link: hello there *pulls out pokeball*

Eclipse: *follows*

Demon cookie: goddammit, you... THEY ARE F*CKIG GETTING AWAY!!! DONT JUST STAND THERE!!!

Demon Eclipse: *shaking* he killed a guy with a railgun...

Demon cookie: *slaps demon eclipse in the face* SNAP OUT OF IT, COWARD

Toon link: geez demon cookie take a chill pill

Toon link: wow thats a lot of cursing

Toon link: *visible confusion*

Eclipse: ACK! *laughs*

Cookie: ha-ha!

Eclipse: you're asking for it! *goes underwater*

Cookie: huh?

Eclipse: *surfaces and splashes Cookie*

Cookie: *laughs* oh, come on!

Eclipse: catch me if you can! *swims away*

Cookie: *chases eclipse*

Eclipse: uh oh... *tries to get away*

Cookie: *hugs eclipse* gotcha!

~meanwhile, somewhere in the tropics~
Eclipse: we finally got to get away from all the chaos at home...

Cookie: yeah...

Eclipse: *looks out the window* We have a nice beach view...

Cookie: uh huh...

Eclipse: I still can't believe that's our private beach.

Cookie: me neither.
~meanwhile~
Demon cookie: *spying on them* finally found them...

Demon eclipse: should we wait?

Demon cookie: yeah... it’s best if we attack while they’re sleeping...

Demon Eclipse: Ok
~inside~
Eclipse: What do you wanna do, honey?

Cookie: I have nooo idea...

Eclipse: *laughs* I love you...

Cookie: love you too, honey

Eclipse: *kisses Cookie*

Cookie: *kisses back*

Eclipse: it's getting dark. Shall we go back?

Cookie: yeah...

Eclipse: *Walks out of the water*

Cookie: *follows*

~a few minutes later~
Eclipse: Good night honey
(I'm signing off now)

(Kay bye)

-back at the regular house-
Toon link: I think Im going to move out from this house

Nowo: YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?! XD

Cookie: *snickers* never fails to crack me up

Toon link: well Ive had enough adventure *timeline skips*
(im getting off)

Eclipse: ALRIGHT, WHO GAVE NOWO TACHYON BEAMS?! >:(
GameCat: wasn't me *sweating bullets*

Cookie: *glances at gamecat* I think I know

GameCat: ALRIGHT, I gave him some... but I didn't give him a warp drive...
Nowo: *teleports* Hi guys! ^_^

Cookie: *facepalms*

Eclipse: Lets just go home...

Cookie: agreed...

Eclipse: *opens portal and walks through*

Cookie: *follows*
Demon cookie: *glares at demon eclipse*

Demon eclipse: *inhales* okay, okay... calm down, calm down... *calms down*

Demon cookie: *sighs* there’s always tomorrow...

Nowo: *opens portal* NO THERE ISNT! *closes portal*

Demon cookie: *clenches fists* stupid square...

Demon eclipse: I SWEAR I WILL TEAR THAT SQUARE APART IF I SEE IT AGAIN
~meanwhile~
Eclipse: Nowo, would you please stop that? Some people are trying to sleep.

Cookie: *sleeping soundly*

Nowo: sorry...
Eclipse: *falls back asleep*

~the next day~

Eclipse: *wakes up* Good morning, honey

Cookie: good morning...

Eclipse: we still have some daylight left. Do you wanna go swimming?

Cookie: sure

~A few minutes later~
Eclipse: You ready?

Cookie: coming!

Eclipse: Ok! I'll wait for you!

Cookie: *comes out* okay, I’m ready!

Eclipse: oh wow... *shakes head* let's go...

Cookie: oh wow what?

Eclipse: what you're wearing... it's pretty cute...

Cookie: *giggles* thanks...

Eclipse: Nowo woke me up in the middle of the night...

Cookie: oof

Eclipse: Did you sleep good?

Cookie: yeah...
~meanwhile~
Demon cookie: alright, you better not mess up this time.

Demon Eclipse: Okay, I know your still mad at me, but I can assure you, i wo...
*small box drops on the ground*

Demon cookie: what the...

Demon Eclipse: *picks up the box* huh, there's a note on here...

Demon cookie: what does it say?

Demon Eclipse: It says "a gift from a long lost friend... SCRATCHER"

Demon cookie: okay then

(You still on?)

(Yeah)

Eclipse: *opens door* after you, my beautiful wife...

Cookie: *walks outside smiling* why, thank you!

Eclipse: you're welcome!

Cookie: well, what are we waiting for?

Eclipse: *closes door* lets go *walks towards beach*

Cookie: *follows*

Eclipse: we're here

Cookie: *goes into the water*

Eclipse: *follows*

Cookie: the water’s nice today...

Demon Eclipse: It was a fricking Tachyon beam! Of course I'm going to be afraid of it!

Demon cookie: whatever... *opens portal* they’re probably asleep by now...

Nowo: *peeks through portal* I don't think so...

Demon cookie: SH*T *closes portal*

(Demons are afraid of a small, green square with a face... XD)
Demon eclipse: *falls over* ;~;

Demon cookie: *looks down at demon eclipse* welp, today was inconvenient

Demon eclipse: I think I'm having an existential crisis...

Demon cookie: ._.

Demon eclipse: *gets up* I wanna go home now... T~T

Demon cookie: oh, boo-hoo. *facepalms* ya big baby

Demon Eclipse: *opens box* huh... a... Tachyon beam? But in miniature?

Demon cookie: huh

Demon eclipse: wonder if i... *pulls trigger* WHOA! *falls back due to recoil*

Demon cookie: *sighs* you never fail to disappoint me...

Demon eclipse: Let me try again *pulls trigger* *doesn't fall from the recoil* huh...

Demon cookie: ya think you got the hang of it? Cause we should probably start taking over the world...

Demon Eclipse: *holds down on trigger* hmm... *releases trigger* Oh my.... do you see that target? *points to a small pile of dust*

Demon cookie: yeah, yeah... *opens portal* lets go

Demon Eclipse: Yea... *walks through portal* wait, where are they?

Demon cookie: I don’t know...

Eclipse: I can agree...

Cookie: *playfully splashes Eclipse*

Eclipse: *chuckles and playfully splashes back*

Cookie: *giggles and splashes again*

Eclipse: *dodges by going underwater*

Cookie: *laughs* hey!!

Eclipse: *surfaces* you missed me!

Cookie: oh, it’s on!

Eclipse: *splashes Cookie*

Cookie: *goes underwater, surfaces behind eclipse and splashes him*