I won't accept names like "NIGHTLORDS PIRATES".

The 63 musketeers

Ahh that sound cool

Team swashbuckler

Ar, how about "The Buccaneers of the Imgflip Seas"?

I concur!

Thank ye

I was just thinking. How about The Emerald Interceptor as a ship name? Just an Idea.

The Imgflip Pirate People. I dunno

The pirates of ImgFlip? idk

Hey, not to be all antsy, but whats the point of being the lead executioner if there's no one to execute! Do you have even 1 person that I can punish?

Hmmmm... Currently, no, it's a very rare occasion but when it happens, it's fun. We currently have a person waiting for his trial. His name is T-800_terminator. He is accused of trolling but said he only trolls other trolls, if you want to, set up a trial image and have our judges decide.

Really?! Horray! Thank you thank you thank you!

Here's his profile: https://imgflip.com/user/T-800_Terminator

Thaaaaank you~! Haha, I came up with some punishments that I really like.

What ones?

Hehe, well, do you wanna see my favorite one so far?

Yep.

Fish Food
This one is REAL fun, hehe….so, I will personally cut off your arm and throw it overboard. If we catch a fish with it, hooray, you will be exempt from punishment. If we dont, then ya have to be armless, AND considered a traitor. If youre willing to give up your other arm, or maybe a leg or an eyeball….and we catch a fish with those other body parts, then sure, ya can get out of yer punishment.
Punishments: I will roll some dice to see if we catch a fish with each body part. Keep in mind though, if I cut off too many limbs, you will be thrown overboard, and ya’ll die! Maybe if you talk to our doc, (Or if I like ya enough to patch ya up) you can maybe get a peg leg or somfin’ nice for ye trouble. Id you die, no images or comments till the end of time! Think if this punishment as gambling. If we let ya back in, youre gonna have to be in EICU (Executioner intensive care, where I personally take care of you) for three days to recover from choppin’ your body apart for te fishes. Three extra days for each limb I cut off.

...

*loads gun for safety*

Get away from me crazy bitch

Haha...ey, calm down, Im not saying Id do anything without reason~! I. would even vote not-guilty for you~

YO

(ayyy)
(I'm still not done T-T)

(With what- Your HW?)

(Eat)

(Yeah I will Im already cooking something)

(nice)

(Now I'm hungry)

(Sorry)

(Go eat something)

(Yeah..)

(Anything I can do to help?)

Well, now I can look at you!
*I slipped away when you twirled*

*wipes powder from my eyes* Hm~ And now I can see youre cute little face. Dare I say, youre looking fineeee~

*runs hand through hair*
I already know that~!

*smirks* Cocky little bastard~

*grabs your hand*
Hehe... thanks for the offer, but I owuld rather die in old age after a successful and wealthy life.
After all, that's the perfect ending for this crew's - no - this world's Number One Opportunist!

*twists your arm violently* Whats the point of money if you cant bring it to the afterlife with you~? Whats the point of living if your just gonna die anyways~? To experince humanity? What a joke. I would MUCH rather have you scream your life out at the chopping black~

I can handle it

Okai.

In this world... *pulls out 4 aces out of nowhere* Anything goes~

*smirks* Heh, where'd you learn to do a little card trick like that dearie~?

(I wanna cook some instant noodles)

(Then go eat some instant noodles my dude)

(Wait isn't the powder in the other one?)

(I dont remeber anymore)

(Alright brb)

(okay Im gonna go eat now too see ya later)

(see ya)

(Im back)

(Yeah I think it's the other one)

(I am hungy)

Haha, why, you ask~?
Well with money comes the best drinks, the finest clothing, the prettiest women, and most important of all... power~!
And with all that power, I can live like a god~! Doesn't it excite you~? The thought of becoming a god on Earth~!

*smirks* Ha, of course not. You live for the material things, I live for the the things that cant be bought with money~
*gets a knife and uses it to point your head up* Such a cute boy~ If you didnt decide to tangle with me, you couldve been an actor~ Gotten all that money you wanted~
Now, I already am a god on earth. But Im the death-bringer, the one thats always on your mind. Im not the one you ignore, unless you need something~

You think I care what you would do to him?

No I'm worried for my own life

*grabs you into a hug from behind* Dont worry about such a trivial thing, love~ Your life is only valuable if you can end it in the most gruesome way possible~

That's on a need-to-know basis... *makes them disappear again* and you... don't need to know~!

*grabs a coin form behind my ear and flips it in the air, does a twirl and catches it in the opposite hand* I was just asking where you learned to do cheap coin trick magic, sweetie. Everyone can do it~ I mean look at me~

*smirks wider than before* (I always keep a smug smirk)
You really think I'd do one of those stinky jobs~? Oh, no, no~ As a god, my first act will be to punish those humans, make them suffer like I did~!
I am the god of opportunity~! I take any path that benefits me, even if it means trampling on everything in my path~!

A god of opportunity~? Is it really opportunity if you're just forcing it~? You're not good at poker if all your good hands were acquired by cheating dearie~

I mean the trail

**made