WHEN YOU REALIZED YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO TEACH YOUR KID COMMON CORE MATH; WHEN YOU FIRST HEARD THERE WOULD BE A MANDATORY QUARANTINE; WHEN YOU JUST WANTED TO HANGOUT WITH FRIENDS; WHEN YOU DEBATED TAKING A SHOWER; WHEN YOU FOUND OUT THE TOILET PAPER SHORTAGE WAS NO JOKE; WHEN THEY CANCELLED SPORTS; WHEN YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT THE VACATION YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON; WHEN YOU NOTICED OUT OF NOWHERE YOUR HOUSE NEEDED TO BE RENOVATED; WHEN YOU HEARD ALCOHOL WAS ESSENTIAL; WHEN YOU JUST WANTED TO GET A HAIRCUT
