UwU

“Why are you stupid?”
“/-\ oh god not those questions...”

“Why are you?”

“[ò ó] UNO REVERSE CAAAAAAAARD!!!”
“/-\ ah sh*t here with go again”

“The uno reverse card is useless because I am made of the meme element and the fire element”

“/^\ you have my full permission to murder them”
“[• •] wot”

“Instant reviving naturally comes into play if you do that”

*the dorito inhales*
“Whyyyy”

“It’s a normal thing if you are a god”

“/•\ Kay den”
“[- -] I still think you’re stupid-“
“NO.”

“Actually Galeem Kirby is dumber than me”

“SHUT”

“No”

*the square gets dorito slapped*
“/-\ you know they could kill you, right”

“No they actually can’t”

“/-\ i was talking to the square. I know she can’t kill you.”

“Ok I’ll burn the square out of existence”

“/o\ PLEASE DO”
“Wat”

“Okay then”

*throws a fireball at the square*

“[• •]”
*triangular happiness*

“I’m also gonna light this triangle on fire”

*triangular screaming*
“NOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“YES”

*triangular screaming*

“Actually I’m not, you are kinda funny”

*the dorito is silently raging*

“Okay then I am killing you if you are that dumb”

*Blaze lights the Dorito on fire*

“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH”
(Y tho XD)

“E”

(She just acts nice then kills someone for no reason)

(There goes my only decent ocs)

Sunstorm: and no this ain’t happening

Blaze: BRUH

*Sunstorm revives both of the shapes*

*triangular anger*
“REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

Sunstorm: what exactly does this Dorito want

Blaze: Ight imma head out. Sunstorm go commit aliven’t

Reed(the dorito): no you go commit aliven’t
Lexi(the square): ight ima head out

Blaze: I physically cannot do that

Sunstorm: Blaze should do that, and the Kirbies should do the same thing

Reed: Kay bye

why do you eat souls

“it’s a simple way to get rid of people without them coming back”

"/-0\ Are you a virgin"

"[ 0 0 ] WHAT THE F**K"

“Yes because I am actually genderless”

“Well you can still suck sparky’s big di-“

“WE GET IT!”

“ you better take that back or I’ll kill every version of you”

“/ô\ what? It’s true?”

*Blaze remembers that time that Galeem Kirby wanted to do something to Blaze*

“YOU ARE MORE DUMB THAN GALEEM KIRBY WHEN HE TRIED TO SCREW ME”

*the dorito drags sparky to blaze*

“Now kiss”

*Blaze eats sparky*

“F**k you”

“You ate him so you technically succed hi-“

“I will vore you. [òó]”

“WHAT!?”

“oh shet.”

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) “No”

*the square actually does*

“Tastes like chicken.”

*Blaze teleports into the sky and then grabs the square*

*l i c k.*

*Blaze eats the square*

“Tastes like that dumb cat I had a week ago”

*and an explosion appears out of nowhere.*

“okay now wtf-“

“NOW THAT YELLOW SPONGE WILL GET HIS D*** DESTROYED.”

“/- - -\ are you kidding me Reddy.”

*and then the blue square starts rapidly shooting lasers.*

“MUDAAAAAAA!!”

“What the hell is that supposed to mean-“

“/000\ is that a Jojo reference?”

*Blaze coughs up everything she ate recently*

“Aw frick”

“Blaze.. Y-you ATE A CAT!?”

“._. We have a giant cube monster now..”

“/0\ W-WAIT! I SAW WHAT HAPPENED! IT WAS MY TWIN WHO DID THIS!”

“Dear god no-“

“Why does it matter that I ate Oreo”

*Akira comes in*

“WHAT HAPPENED HERE

“Shet happened.”

“Tell me why I see parts of a cat”

“Shut it Dorito”

*it electrocutes blaze*

“...”

“OH GOD HE’S SILENT.”

“THIS MEANS HE’S PISSED.”

“YEAH AND SOMEHOW LUX IS IN LOVE WITH THA-“

“/O\ NO.”

“Uh... there’s electricity around him..”

“Squares taste terrible”

“An all black Dorito comes in*

“What happened here”

“And this is the type of thing I have to do while I am starving”

"/-\"

“I can tell you are not”

"I am a female dorito"

"Though she doesn't act like it"

*the rectangle gets dorito-slapped*

“Okay thot”

"Bruh"

"It's true tho"

“THOT DORITO”

*dorito slapped*

*Blaze sets the Dorito on fire*

"I'M A DEVIL HAH"

"[ - - ]"