IF YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOUR LIFE ISN'T GOING WELL, REMEMBER THAT AROUND 30 YEARS AGO SOMEBODY SAID " HEY! LET'S DO A VIDEOGAME ABOUT TWO PLUMBERS THAT GO INTO A WORLD OF PIPES AND SAVE A PRINCESS FROM TURTLES! THEY MADE A FRANCHISE THAT HAS MADE OVER 36 BILLION DOLLARS; THERE'S STILL HOPE FOR YOU