Say hi to Lexi ._.

“[..”]”

“/^\ I know you want it”

“Dafuq?!”

“[x0] please no”

“/♡\ I SHIP IT”

“[o] ight ima head out”

“/^\ You’re coming with me!”

“[{}] end my life”

“[• •] how about no”

“GO ON AND F-“

“Shut the f**k up you retarded dorito.”

“/0\.....”

“[ò ó] I will murder this stupid @$$ dorito...”

“[00] I DON’ EVEN HAVE A GENDER!”

“/-\ You do in your human form”

“Nah, I would rather see a giant square monster voring another square instead of kissing or even f-“

“[ÒÓ] I WILL DO THAT SH— TO YOU.”

“[- -] you sick, sick dorito...”

"/U\ I'm saving it for-"

"[ Ò Ó ] I WILL F**KING KILL YOU"

*square fear*
“Nevermind you do you heheheheheh”

"/=\ I do see it happening though-"

“Ight ima head out”

"/^\ Don't tell me you don't see it"

“I really don’t...”

"/^\ It could-"

“YOU IDIOTIC DORITO”

*uno reverse card*

“[• •]”

"/ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°\"

“[T T] why tho”

"/^\ because"

“[• •] okay then”

"/≖\ You two should-"

*the dorito gets viciously attacked*

“I will murder you.”

"[ x x ] Way ahead of you"

"/•\ You know you wanna though"

"[ 0 0 ] STOP"

“[ò ó] you stupid Dorito! WE JUST MET!!!”

"/^\ I'm aware"

"[ - - ] Bruh"

“[ó ò] hey you mind if I leave-“

"/ò\ Y o u w i l l s t a y"

"[ ; ; ]"

“/-\ dude... stop it...”
“For once I agree with this idiotic red Dorito.”
“What?”
“Nothing.”

Exactly

"/^\ I'm just doing what I love"

*rectangular confusion*

“[- -] I will not explain it again.”
“/+\”

"/~\ You both know you wanna-"

"[ 0 0 ] StOp NoOoOoW"

“[0 0] WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK

"/*\ DO IT"

"[ . . "] What is wrong with this dorito-"

"(^ ^) Henlo peopl-
(00) WHAT THE F**K WHY DO I COME IN TO SEE THIS"

“We all have a creator. That voice we heard was ours.”
*square confusion*

"/-0\ Dude, you're freaking me out"

“NO.”

"/=\ are you SURE"

“SHUT YOUR IDIOTIC DORITO MOUTH”

"/-\ I don't have a mouth"

"[ ó ó ] So you just emit sound-"

"/^\ Yep"

"[ - - ] Weird but ok"

“[ó ò] YOU SICK DORITO”

"/^\ Thank you"

“Byeeee”

"/ó\ But whyyyyyyyyy?"

"[ ò ó ]"

*the square speeds away* “REEEEEEEEEE”

"/•\"

"[ ò ó ] DON'T DO THAT AGAIN"

“What the actual f*ck...”
“we don’t either.”
“Shut up.”

"[ ò ò ] Meh. I don't either"

*the square speeds away*
“Nope nope nope nope nope”

"/^\ yep yep yep yep yep"

*the dorito speeds after the square*

"[ 0 0 ] NOPE"

*the rectangle falls to the ground*

“[ò ó] you don’t control me.”

"[ U U ] She's got you"

"/ò\ Or don't I"

“I wonder why...”
Me: “DO NOT QUESTION ME”
“[o o]”

*confusion in many shapes*

*the square flies even faster*
“NEVERRRR”

*the dorito gets headbutted by a rectangle*

"[ ò ó ] StOp NoW"

*triangular confusion*
“Reed, you do not wanna know”

"/U\ I'll say it anyway"

"[ > < ] Please, do shut up"

“[ò ó] I’m leaving, and you can’t stop me!”

*the dorito flies behind the square with a creepy stare*

*the rectangle starts blushing*

“Who’s that?”
“/-\ our creator, dummy.”
“What.”

"/0\ What the fu-"

“I know”
*the square grins*

"/-\ f**k"

*square anger*
“/-\ what is going on here?”

"[ - - ] You don't wanna know"

"/^\ So I'm trying to get them to-"

*the dorito gets attacked*

*triangular anger*
“Let’s just leave...”

*the dorito pushes the rectangle towards the square*

"[ 0 0 ] WHAT THE HELL"

*the square escapes*
“HA HA!!!”

"/≖\ Why not though-"

"[ - - ]"

“/-\ ight ima head out”
“[ó ò] TAKE ME WITH YOU”

"/^\ No."

"[ - - ]"

*Triangular disgust*

"/^\ Want me to finish?"

"[ 0 0 ] How about no?"

“[^ ^] now that I escaped that disaster of a Dorito...”
“Lexi. I’m a Dorito too.”
“Sorry, reed...”

"/-\ You know you wanna-'

"[ ò ó ] WE BARELY F**KING KNOW EACH OTHER"

"/U\ So-?"

“Ah shet here we go again...”

"[ > < ] Please stop- why are you doing this-"

"/U\ Hey, I see it working"

“[o o] okay maybe you can stop me...”

*the dorito pushes the square to the rectangle*

"[ x x ]"

*the dorito gets square slapped*
“JUST NO.”

"/^\ Why not?"

“Can I leave now?”

"/-\ what if you get to know Elec a little better first-"

*the square forcibly laughs*
“NO.”

/ó\ come on, you may really like him-"

“I’m tired, I’m going home”

"/ò\ take him with youuuuuuuu"

“[• •] how about no”

"/^\ DO IT"