Y'all know what to do...

Do you like my wallpaper >:3

Eclipse: I can't seem to find anything to watch. Anything else you wanna do?

Cookie: I don’t know...

Eclipse: We could... you know... do what Jestar suggested... *blushes out of nervousness*

Cookie: *blushes* uhh... yeah... sure!

(We should move this to DeviantArt notes)

(Yeah XD I’m dying)

~a few minutes later~ Eclipse: that was nice...

Cookie: yeah...
Sans: WERE HOOOOOME!!!
Cookie: Kay den

Eclipse: did you guys have fun?

(this is after the wierdmaggedon roleplay) Toon link: *also walks in* hello

Frisk: yeah!!!
Chara: I guess...
Toriel: my child, don’t be so glum!
Chara: okay, okay.
Frisk we had soo much fun!
Sans: glad to hear it, kiddo.

This better not be what I think it is

“I mean- we sometimes hear this kind of sh-“

“TURK NO SHHHHHH-“

“We must head out now”

Eclipse: ok... wait... Jestar?
Jestar Heart: y...yes...
Eclipse: what are you hiding?
Jestar Heart: So what if I decided to scare you because I brought my friends over to congratulate you?! *forcibly laughs*

Cookie: Dude... what the actual f*ck...

Jestar Heart: Yes... we are bad guys... but we would never do anything to jeopardize your wedding or your honeymoon...

Cookie: Honey? Pinch me.

Eclipse: ok...? *pinches Cookie*

Cookie: ow! Nope, not dreaming.

Jestar Heart: ok... bye... *closes window and flies off*
Eclipse: well... that was weird...

Cookie: ya think?

Eclipse: Say, did we tell Kira yet?

Cookie: ._. Nope

“/O\ Wait... pink bullet?

Oh no.... this could be the pink corruption.”

“It’s just a wallpaper-“

“...”

“I’m not joking, this is Bloo’s wallpaper.”

“Ō_Ō”

What is that

(MY wallpaper.)

(Tbh I like it XD)
Cookie: Kay den

Bishh you think

“Was it blixer..?”

Y E S

“Okay, don’t panic, or the virus will spread.”

“Or it will at least slow the speed of how long it takes to corrupt you.”

“Wait... is Hex secretly corrupted? Since he has some pink stuff...”

“Well he did turn Lux into a rabid triangle sooooo-“

“He has a different type of virus.”

“Mhm...”

“/- - -\ idiot...”

“Can it spread?”

“Yeah! Can it? I’ve seen him about to f— Spectra while he was sleeping.”

Ight ima head out

Eclipse: You tell her...

Cookie: okay. *walks into Kiras room* Kira?
Kira: yeah
Cookie guess what?
Kira: what?
Cookie: *shows Kira the ring* me and your father are getting married!
Kira: Really?! *hugs cookie* yay!!!
Cookie: *hugs Kira back*

Eclipse: *smiles*
Jestar Heart: wait... your wife has a maid outfit?
Eclipse: First, we don't about that. Second, get out...
Jestar Heart: jeez... fine *leaves*

Cookie(standing in the doorway): *smiles menacingly* what happened in here, honey?

Eclipse: somehow, Jestar got in adwas going through out closet... then he found the maid outfit...

Cookie: *lunges at window* I SWEAR TO GOD-

Eclipse: *Slowly pulls Cookie away* relax, honey... relax... he's gone now...

Cookie: that son of a b*tch...

Eclipse: Seriously, honey... calm down...
(Wow... Cookie does not like Jestar Heart at all! XD)

(She hates any and all bad guys XD)
Cookie: alright... alright...

Eclipse: what is it?

Cookie: do you think something like this will happen again? I mean, the corruption thing?
Blixer: *stands up and tries to sneak out*

Eclipse: one sec dear... *grabs Blixer and throws him into space* anyways... I hope not...

Blixer’s mind: that b*tch...
Cookie: me too...

Eclipse: so... shall we pick up where we left off?

Cookie: sure...

Eclipse: *kisses Cookie*

Cookie: *kisses eclipse back*

Eclipse: *strokes Cookies hair*

Cookie: *smiles*
Lexi: *secretly watching* YEEEEEEES
Cookie: *turns around blushing* YOU STUPID SQUARE!!

Eclipse: NO! I WILL NOT GIVE UP! Please... *voice breaks up* stay with me...

Cookie: *holds eclipse’s hand and cries* please.. defeat him... for me...

Eclipse: *cries* I will...

Cookie: please... *falls unconscious*

Eclipse: no...
Blixer: she'll die soon... and there's nothing you can do to stop me...
Eclipse: *grabs Blixer with a energy tentacle* Yes...there...IS!

Cookie: *breathes her last breath* I’m... sorry...

Eclipse: NOOOOO! *slams Blixer into the ground*
Blixer: please... have mercy...
Eclipse: I'll show you the same mercy you showed my girlfriend... *squeezes Blixer until he dies* no mercy...

Reed: dude, what the- *sees Cookie* WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK

Eclipse: I defeated him for you... Now, I can sacrifice my favorite possession... *pulls out a small fragment of the Tree of Life* With this piece... I command you... be revived! *slams fragment into Cookies chest*

Cookie: nghh...

(Personally, I like it)

YEET SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU CYAN
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA
(Lol thx)

Smelting random I made)

“By the way... can I show you something? Don’t tell anyone...”

“I know I can only trust you...”

Toon link: well SH**

“I didn’t know what it was at first... I was young when it happened...”

(Eclipse though...)

“Well... there was this sharp, pink, bullet-like thing Flying towards me... and I just barely missed it... hence the scar. Then I started hacking and blacked out...”

Eclipse: Now... about the maid outfit... What are you gonna do with it?

Cookie: to be honest I wanna burn it... *blushes intensely*

Eclipse: What?

Cookie: it doesn’t feel comfortable wearing it...

Eclipse: Why didn't you tell me that before?

Cookie: *looks down* w-well... I didn’t wanna upset you... heh...

Eclipse: I like that outfit... but I rather have you be comfortable...

Cookie: sorry...

Eclipse: it's ok...

Cookie: we should probably eat breakfast now...

Eclipse: Will we ever have some privacy, Cookie?

Cookie: we live with too many people...

Eclipse: *sigh* if only there was a way to get away from them...

Cookie: yeah...
Sans: heeeeeeeeeeey heard the news
Cookie: RETREAT RETREAT

Eclipse: *Quickly opens bedroom door* in here!

Cookie: *runs in the bedroom and closes the door* finally...
Sans: HMMMM

Eclipse: we should be safe in here...

Cookie: yeah...

Eclipse: Hopefully, we also get some privacy...

Cookie: we had better... that square is too nosy... the only ones who respect it are frisk, herobrine, Chara, and reed...

Eclipse: yea... we probably shou....
Jestar Heart: HEWO! ^W^
Eclipse's brain: he's gonna die...

Cookie: GET. OUT.

Jestar Heart: ÓmÒ *leaves*

Cookie: holy cheezits, he’s annoying...

Eclipse: Holy... cheezits.... that's abstract...

Cookie: aaaanywho...

Eclipse: let's go get breakfast...

Cookie: yeah...

Eclipse: *goes downstairs*

Cookie: *follows*

Eclipse: Cookie?

Cookie: eclipse...

Eclipse: I defeated him...

Cookie: *hugs eclipse* thank you...

Eclipse: *helps Cookie get up* I love you...

Cookie: I love you too... *buries head in eclipse’s hair*

Eclipse: anyways, I have a question for you...

Cookie: yes?

Eclipse: We've had all sorts of adventures together. Fighting demons, being mind controlled. I want to continue doing that for the rest of my life with you. This might seem rushed, but... Cookie... will you... *gets on one knee and pulls out a small box* marry me? *opens box, showing a wedding ring*
~Eclipse's mind~
Please say yes, please say yes...

Cookie: *gasps* YES!!!

Eclipse: me and Cookie had a little bit of fun ourselves...

Sans: *grins*
Cookie: aw, come on!!
Frisk: what’s so funny, sans!
Sans: ah, nothing, kiddo.

Eclipse: *Facepalms*
(Ima sign off now.)

(Okay)

Eclipse: not to mention Sans...

Cookie: UGHH...

Jestar Heart: *opens window* Fear me, for I have... Oh, were you two gonna... you know. If you were, I'll leave you two alone. *closes window and leaves
Eclipse: even Jestar Heart respects our privacy! And he is evil!

Cookie: *sweating bullets* y-yeah! Well that was unexpected...!

Eclipse: so, now that everyone seems to be ignoring us... *closes curtains* shall we continue?

Cookie: yeah...

Eclipse: *kisses Cookie*

Cookie: *kisses back*
Her mind: HOLY CRAP JESTAR HEART WAS AT OUR WINDOW HOLY FREAKING CRAP-

Eclipse: You can calm down now... he's gone...

Cookie: how did you- nevermind...

Eclipse: good mor... hey... where is everybody? *sees a note on the counter*

Cookie: what does it say?

Eclipse: it says "out on an adventure... decided to leave you two lovebirds alone... enjoy this casseste tape of relaxing Trom-BONE music taped to the back... Sans"

Cookie: ._.

Eclipse: well then...

Cookie: I swear-

Eclipse: Oh my god!

Cookie: what?

Eclipse: Why is the thermostat down that low?!

Cookie: I have no clue!!

Cyan: I sure am glad for those two. What about you, brother?
Hal: Yep, I am.
Eclipse: I can't wait to tell the others!

Reed: uh okay then

Eclipse: wait, who's that? *points to Reed*

Cookie: oh, they’re my friend from who knows where. They’re genderless, soo...
Reed: yeah.

Eclipse: well, nice to meet you.

Reed: nice to meet you too. Very happy for ya.

Eclipse: Why, thank you.
*meanwhile, about 1 billion light years away from earth*
GameCatGD: I am really glad he found someone...
ShadowedEntropy: yep... now let's keep going
*both jump to light speed*

(Me irl is just squealing like a piglet XD)
Cookie: *hugs eclipse* I can’t wait to tell my friends!!

Eclipse: Me too! Now... I wonder if GameCatGD knows...
*500 billion light years from earth*
GameCatGD: Don't worry, boy... I know..

Cookie: NOW GIMME DAT RING!!!
Reed: I don’t understand...
Lexi: *floats beside Reed* that’s because you’re genderless.
Reed: AHH! Lexi, don’t scare me like that, you dumb square!
Lexi: sorry...

“She’s mine.”

“Time to finally die, Cyan.”

Toon link: time to assemble the furrets

“No... fight it...”

Toon link: great idea why havent we have thought of that before

“NO!!! YOU WILL NOT CONTROL ME!!!”

Eclipse: *resumes kissing* *strokes Cookie's hair*

Cookie: *hugs eclipse*

Eclipse: *Hugs back* so... anything you wanna do?

Cookie: I am really tired.. let’s go to sleep...

Eclipse: ok... *goes under the blankets*

Cookie: *snuggles eclipse and falls asleep*

Eclipse: good night... *falls asleep*

~the next day~

Eclipse: good morning, sweetie *kisses Cookie's forehead*

Cookie: good morning...

Eclipse: *turns up the thermostat* there, that's better...

Cookie: that was weird...

Eclipse: what?

Cookie: The thermostat being turned so low...

Eclipse: who could have done this...

I don’t know...

Eclipse: this is strange... anyways, is there anything you wanna do?

Cookie: eat. I’m starving-

Eclipse: I'm also starving...

Cookie: I’ll just make some waffles.

Eclipse: Sounds good...

~some minutes later~
Cookie: waffles are done!

Eclipse: Ok.

Cookie: *serves the waffles* okay lets eat...

Eclipse: *Begins eating*

Cookie: *also eats*

~a few minutes later~ Eclipse: those waffles were tasty! Thanks honey!

Cookie: no problem!

Eclipse: *looks around* now what?

Cookie: watch tv?

Eclipse: okay *puts ring on Cookie's finger*
*in an unknown dimension*
???: finally... the prophecy... it's coming true. Soon I will truly awaken and begin my travel towards Earth...

Cookie: *hugs eclipse* I love you so much!!
Reed: I hate being genderless
Frisk: I know that feel, bro.

Eclipse: *hugs back* I love you just as much!

Cookie: *kisses*

Eclipse: *kisses back*

Frisk: THERE ARE CHILDREN AND DORITOS HERE *points to self and Reed*

Eclipse: Ok then...

Cookie: sorry...
Frisk: it’s fine... come on, fellow genderless person, lets leave.
Reed: gladly.
Cookie: anywho...

Eclipse: let's continue...

Cookie: *looks into eclipse’s eyes* can I ask you something?

Eclipse: did you sleep good last night?

Cookie: yeah...
(The image of supernova saying NO was right after this just pointing that out XD)

Eclipse: that's good...
(*wheezing intensifies*)

Cookie: *looks out the window for ToTaLlY no reason*

Jestar Heart: BOO!

Cookie: AHH!!!

Eclipse: *throws a small rock at Jestar*
Jestar Heart: owww...

Cookie: hold up-

Jestar Heart: *sweating bullets*
Eclipse: what is it honey?

Cookie: nevermind. Ima be over there. *points to the other side of the room*

Eclipse: sure

Cookie: sooo what do you wanna watch? *looks out the window*

Eclipse: I don't know...
Jestar Heart: *slams against the window* NETFLIX AND CHHHHHHHHHHHIIIILLLLLL! *slices off*

Cookie: bruh...

Eclipse: Jestar Heart has being annoying us all day... why?

Cookie: I have noooo idea... it’s hard to believe he’s a bad guy right now...

Eclipse: Eh... let's just find a movie to watch...

Cookie: yeah...

Eclipse: hmm... What to watch, what to watch... *scrolls through movies*

Cookie: hmm...
(Lol I’m literally just sitting here biting my nails like “when is the action?” XD get me a therapist-)

“I AM NOT YOUR PUPPET!!!!!”

(Time for the big lazy)
Cookie: YOU DONT CONTROL ME!!!
Blixer: I am beyond you.
Cookie: NO!!!!
Blixer: then you will have to die...
Cookie(mind): eclipse... come back...

Eclipse: *breaks free of the corruption* I'm free...

Cookie: HELP ME!!!!!
Blixer: time to die, cookie.
Cookie: ECLIPSE!!!!

Eclipse: COOKIE!! NOOO!!

Blixer: *shoots cookie with 20 arrows* you defied me...
Cookie: Ack! *gets hit with all of them and collapses*

Eclipse: NOOO!
Blixer: YOUR turn
Eclipse: no... its... it's not over...

Cookie: s-stop... *breathes heavily* please...

*uses some of the Tree of Life to revive Cookie*

“No... but I do have occasional headaches.”

"That's not good. That means the infection could surface at any moment."

“Agh! Here we go again... it’s worse...”

“I-it hurts... nghh...”

“H-help...”

Toon link: well sh**