Oh, look, now there's
a faux Scottish group
fighting, just like the
faux Appalachians
did last week... Well, I hope
that they can
work out their
differences and
find common
ground... So, you're not even
going to suggest that
both threads sound like
they were written
by the imbecilic SNL
writers while they are
broke and bored in
quarantine, and ask if
they're going to do an
unfunny 'ghetto' version
next, using outdated slang
and musty, stale, lame
urban catchphrases? Why, no... that would...
just be... wrong...