HEY, PARKER! WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER TO MY PLACE TONIGHT AND BRING YOUR UNCLE BEN FOR DINNER? I'M HAVING RICE! OH COME ON, SIR! THAT JOKE IS GETTING LAME! YOU KNOW HE'S DEAD! WELL, WHY DON'T YOU BRING OVER YOUR GIRL FRIEND GWEN STACY? OH, RIGHT! SHE'S DEAD, TOO!