After sorting through disorganized piles of paperwork and used sandwich wrappers, I discovered that the notification of doom approval has not been authorized by Kerrin. Therefore, your doom has been nullified. Yes, this is a simple clerical error; but, no, your doom cannot proceed until Kerrin reviews the documents to decide what doom is essential and nonessential. Because of this time-consuming conflict of interest which has led to the cancellation of my hair appointment, you have been docked four boner points.
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