I almost forgot that there was an unstable psycho killer on the loose

“Oh no! Bad bad! I got to warn them! (0_)”

(Also it’s actually a collar but I guess I can do something about this.)

“And remember when you thought I was inspired by the ScreenSlaver? Well guess what! I actually made a working replica of these goggles!”

“Uh.. Yin Yang... look at your hand.”

“What? Why tho-“

*he sees his hand burning.*

“WTF MY FRICKIN HAND AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“

“-_-...”

*Turk is watching through a camera.*

“He got what he f***ing deserved!”

*and then the dragon tries to burn the toy.*

*The toy despawns and appears back at the ark*

“Ha!”

*and then all of a sudden.. a robotic dragon pounces on him.*

“EVEN MORE F**KING DESTRUCTION, JUST WOW!”

*and then Bloo is watching through a camera program into 3ch0.*

“Hmm... how about we send in an ACTUAL dragon.”

“What?? Why!?”

“Idk.. unfortunately Bátor is no use, and the shapes have no chance against a dragon who’s under control of a mouse version of Yin Yang...”

“We haven’t punished yin yang enough.”

*It fires a red laser pointer at yinyang and a bunch of cats appear out of nowhere and try to get it*

*he drops the remote until someone grabs it.*

“AGH NOT THE REMOTE!! hmm... wait.... is that Sam but....”

“Oh god... THAT’S CYBERSTICKCAT!”

*the StickCat presses a button that shocks the dragon and it’s even more pissed, and it stores the remote inside one of its hands and smiles at StickCat and Yin Yang.*

“NO!!”

“Welp-“

“I think albin’s gonna attack the 2 of them.”

“Yep... and now that cat can control the collar with its hands.”

“Send in a real dragon that would be cool!-“

“Oh god Coco-“

*the dragon slashes at the robot, leaving a scar on its chest, and then it starts to burn it.*

“Now go kill that horse!”

*it glares at Yin Yang, and then at CyberStickCat, and Cyber points at the two so he could kill them first.*

“Oh boy...”

“I can’t wait for this.”

*it starts growling at them.*

“PLEASE DON’T KILL ME I ALREADY HAVE THE DEATH NOTE!”

*the robot cat starts laughing in Morse Code as the robot dragon struggles to get up.*

“How about... since we should stop that horse as well... we should nuke the forest-“

“NO BLOO NO!”

“why not?”

“YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING!!”

“Well then give me a better f***ing plan.”

(What’s the horse?)

“NUKE?! THE FOREST?! IKM OKAY WITH THAT!!”

“chill”

(It’s Scary Pie.)

“Can we do something quick!?”

“SEND IN THE RAINING TACOS!”

“what about chocolate? It’s poisonous to cats.”

“I thought it’s poisonous to dogs...”

“Well it is, but it’s also poisonous to cats so...”

“Raining chocolate!”

*The ark sends a bunch of chocolate to fall down*

*and then they start to melt.*

“Raining Molten Chocolate!”

“Ah... Chocolate rain... I love old memes.”

*the chocolate drops on CyberStickCat, and he malfunctions and falls to the ground, the hand storage opens and YYM grabs the remote and puts it inside a yin yang shaped portal.*

“Oh come on!”

“Wait, who are we trying to torture?”

“Now we don’t even know anymore.”

*he manages to fly off.*

“Well shet..”

*Bloo activates a voice message inside 3ch0.*

“STICKCAT, USE THE PENCIL AND SHOOT THAT DAMN COLLAR.”

“wait... Bloo!? Hmm... oh yeah! I forgot about that!”

*the ark shoots a laser pointer in cyberstickcat’s vision*

(Also... look at Nitro’s tag line...)

*StickCat jumps onto 3ch0 and tries to fly off only to almost get shot by a laser from a blind CyberStickCat.*

“I... won’t... let... you... get.. away...”

“Ō_Ō”

*he flies off anyway.*

“Grr... RRRRAAAAAAAAH-“

why are we still here? just to suffer? The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you?

(Yep..)

(New Forum.)

“I guess because since he has a good range when breathing fire... it could probably burn that horse.”

“YOU NEED TO STOP!”

lyou’re watching through a camera...”

*meanwhile, he’s still on a rampage.*

“CAN YOU QUIT IT NOW!?”

“how about.... no.”

“Oh my god...”

“I don’ think he’s gonna stop.”

“I guess we’ll have to stop him then.

SEND IN THE TOY DRAGON!”

“A toy... dragon?? Would that even-“

“Probably some kind of robot.”

“Well in that case, send 3ch0 to the forest then, put him inside the mini turtle since it’s much faster.”

*A toy dragon is spawned in front of albin*

“Rrrrr...”

“PFFFFFFF- AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA- WHAT THE HELL CAN THAT THING DO!? XD”

“Well great, there’s going to be more destruction...”

(Isn’t albin scared of any type of dragon)

(He’s mind controlled, so he doesn’t give a crap.)

“Time for plan b.”

*the dragon toy shoots a fire at the goggles, melting them*

“Never fear! I got this!”

*a mouse is holding another chainsaw.*

“YING YANG! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?”

“(_0) Look out for the chainsaw pony!”

“I guess there’s only one way to kill it.”

*Ying Yang Mouse brings in Albin who is on a leash with a mind controlling collar.*

“Uh... w-why am I here..?”

“I-IS THAT A CONTROL COLLAR!? DID YOU GET INSPIRED BY THE SCREENSLAVER OR SOMETHING!?”

“well yes but actually no, also... tell those b**ches that it ain’t for sale.”

*StickCat facepalms.*

“DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE!?”

“what? Ya got mind controlled?”

“N-no! I just can’t imagine how people felt wearing those goggles...”

“Well, be glad that goat won’t end up like that guy who looks like a glitch that gives people seizures.”

*he presses a button on a remote and Albin starts going insane.*

“I’m definitely not paying for all the damage in that forest...”

“(_0) and i’m off.”

*It flies away*

*and then a white dragon starts to burn down the forest.*

“HAHAHAHA YES! I THOUGHT THIS THING WON’T WORK! BUT IT DID!”

“how many drugs did you take before thinking of this.”

“Wdym? I just ate too much white cheese.”

“-_- of course...”

*At the ark sometime later*
“(_0) Scary pie is on the loose everyone!”

“/♡\ it’s hard to take you seriously when you’re so cute!”

“(_0)...”

“And why the hell was Albin in a collar?? now that I think about it... I’m going to throw up...”

“Wait... Why is Luno in love with that bat guy?? I thought she loved Petra-“

“Sam is probably burned into ashes again for all I know-“

“How did you know he probably turned into a dragon just to burn the forest!?”

“I can see shet!”

(Well he’s frickin adorable)

(Touché.)

“So... who can deal with that forest, Turk?-“

“/000\ OH HELL NO, LUX YOU SHOULD DO THAT SH-“

“/0\ WHY ME!?”

“IRISAN! YOU DO THE FOREST THING!”

“(Ō) The last time I confronted him is the reason why I look like this, so no.”

“Coco!”

“No!!”

“What about you, Bátor?”

“ÓMÒ rawr!”

“Hmm...”

“why would you burn down a forest anyway?”

*Lunow as watching theough a camera*

In the middle of all of the chaos, scary pie disappears

(New Forum.)

*StickCat is now a pile of ashes.*

“Well would ya look at that, your plan failed Yin Yang.”

*YingYangMouse has been charred.*

“Hehe... whoops...”

An echoing voice whispers from somewhere: Who wants to play?

“Or... maybe not!”

“There’s only one solution...”

*they put on cute faces.*

“Mew!”

The voice is replaced with the trotting of hoofs and the scrape of a blade on a tree

“Ngh... my face hurts.”

“Plan B it is!”

*YYM gets a radio and puts on a nursery rhyme.*

“DEAR GOD NO-“