WHEN YOU REALIZED YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO TEACH YOUR KID COMMON CORE MATH; WHEN YOU FIRST HEARD THERE WOULD BE A MANDATORY QUARANTINE; WHEN YOU TURN ON ESPN AND REMEMBER SPORTS HAVE BEEN CANCELLED; WHEN YOU GET TO THE STORE AND REALIZE YOU LEFT YOUR MASK AT HOME; WHEN YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT THE VACATION YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON; WHEN YOU HEARD ALCOHOL WAS ESSENTIAL