master the aegislash!

“That name sounds extremely wrong”

“Why Glitter did you have to say that”

“/-\ hmm-“

“[00] oh god...”

“Get back in the Frick Chamber you two-“

“SHUSH.”

“THE WHAT CHAMBER?”

“Where is my gun, I’m gonna kill some shapes now”

“The Frick Chamber silly!”

“/ÒOÓ\ WHY WOULD YOU BUILD A CHAMBER FOR PEOPLE TO MATE!?”

“no reason.”

*Reddy teleports Lux and Sparky inside the Frick Chamber.*

“/- - -\ oh my god...”

“I dare you to make Blaze and Galeem mate”

“NO NO NO NO”

“YES”

“NO”

“YES”

“I’ll think about it...”

“NO! I DO NOT WANT TO SEE 2 SHAPES MATE IN A ROOM THAT HAS A GLASS WINDOW! HOW CAN THEY EVEN MAKE OUT ANYWAY!?”

“Blaze is a dragon and uh... she can use Galeem’s wings as a d-“

“THAT’S DISGUSTING!”

“/O\ this is getting awkward...”

“[- -] we can do it somewhere else..”

“Yeah uh- that sounds like a good idea.”

*they teleported to who knows where they are.*

“Can I die?”

“Imagine if we recorded that and sold it, we would be rich”

*Blaze comes in*

“I will delete your whole universe from existence if you do that”

“Yeah.. Turk, you should’ve recorded Hex when he was about to hump Darkus’ dead bo-“

“CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PUT ME IN A COFFIN.”

Somebody put me in a coffin

I’ll put you in a coffin then I’ll put myself in a coffin for that one Galeem x Blaze joke that is 8 months old now

I’ll put ourselves in a coffin for making my dorito and cyan children gay.

“We could record Blaze voring Galeem, and sell it”

“Get rid of the selling part and replace Galeem with Glitter and that would be fine”

“WTF BLAZE”