BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP FINALLY GOT ALL THE BEST PEOPLE TOGETHER
AND WORKED ALL DAY ON A SERIOUS RESPONSE TO THE PANDEMIC, THEN EXTENDED A HEARTFELT MESSAGE OF
COMFORT FOR THE GRIEVING FAMILIES OF THE 100,000 DEAD! Just kidding. He fired off a bunch of ugly
hateful lying tweets, talked about himself endlessly,
blamed Obama for everything & went golfing. YOU KNOW, THE USUAL. NLG
