JOE BIDEN,GEORGE WALLACE,BULL CONNOR, ROBERT BYRD,LESTER MADDOX, JIMMY CARTER, BERNIE SANDERS AND A DUCK WALK INTO A BAR AT THE DEMOCRAT CONVENTION; THE BLACK BARTENDER INFORMS THEM THAT THEY DON'T SERVE RACIST DEMOCRAT ASSHOLES IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT; THE DUCK RIGHTFULLY POINTS OUT HE'S NOT A RACIST DEMOCRAT HE IS A DUCK; BERNIE SANDERS POINTS OUT HE IS A SOCIALIST AND NOT A DEMOCRAT EITHER AND THAT SOCIALIST DON'T EVER PAY FOR THEIR OWN DRINKS, LUNCH OR FOR ANYTHING ELSE FOR THAT MATTER; HE POINTS AT THE DUCK AND TELLS THE BARTENDER TO PUT IT ON HIS BILL