Azure got a bunch of bruises and scratches, one of them got infected

“Stop it, I didn’t need to come here...“

“Yes you did, that cut is infected, not to mention it goes down 50% of your arm.”

*Oreo gets a small journal from her pocket, it contains recipes for multiple things*

“Here’s one that gets rid of all injuries” (._.)

“What’s wrong?”

“It needs pure light, dark, and fire essence”

“The Pokémon center would not approve of that, besides, Azure will be fine now that he’s in the hospital, I don’t think we need to go that far.”

“Why does my arm feel like it’s on fire?”

“You tell me...”

*Oreo repeatedly slaps her face*

“Please tell me that’s something that cleans the wound”

“ITS THE END OF AZURE AS WE KNOW IT-“

“Did someone use a rubbing alcohol swab there?”

“Yeah?”

“That would be why.”

*an enderman wearing a flower crown walks in*

“They are sometimes over dramatic”

“HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO FIGHT 3 GODS AT ONCE

“Aw frick, I can’t believe Oreo is whining”

“I did say I would be fine.” *eats a berry which cures the poisoning*

“You had that with you this entire time?”

“Just as a snack, oh hey, my illness is cured.”

“A peach rip-off is what you mean”

“No he meant a pecha berry”

“I wonder what happened to Harold”

“Can I go now?”

“No. You need to rest.”

(Please don’t delete your account)

“Can Oreo stop being a baby”

“IM NOT A BABY”

(-_- I said I would leave if it happened again)

(You lucky I’m even giving you time to convince me otherwise)