Tried to pull a “Master Chief” move

Oreo: never try to do that, you could run into the angriest sun, mr edgelord, or cringe compilation

Ezlo: Bruh

Glitter: wether you like it or not, Oreo is spitting straight facts

(Sorry I was in school, I made this beforehand)

Psychozard: I have no idea what exactly happened, all I knew at the time was that this Flygon was in trouble and I had to save it.

*the Flygon lays next to Psychozard, it looks like it had passed out*

(That’s fine, I completely understand)

Oreo: did you see any of those abominations I just said up there

Ezlo: Oreo, Can you do the not

Glitter: what in the f-

Psychozard: no? Why?

Oreo: Blaze attacks people in the atmosphere

Ezlo: not to mention big cities

Glitter: she attacks you anywhere

*the Flygon regains his consciousness*

???: ugh... my head...

Oreo: no Burn wounds are visible on him

Ezlo: that doesn’t mean there are other wounds on him

Glitter: WE NEED TO TRACK DOWN BLAZE

*There are scratches and bruises all over the Flygon, one of them is bleeding*

???: well, I’m glad I know the limit of where I can fly, but what caused all these bruises and my horrible headache?

Psychozard: do you remember seeing anything before you blacked out?

???: some version of Galeem but it looked more dumb[redacted] than normal, it appeared just before I blacked out...

Oreo: ._.

Ezlo: I knew he would come back

Glitter: KNEW IT HA

*the Flygon goes silent*

Psychozard: as yes cause that’s possible when you miles above the Earth’s surface, enough, let’s get Azure the help he needs.

Oreo: couldn’t we just use potions

Ezlo: there is a Pokémon center over there

Glitter: we need to investigate what happened up there

???: the only reason why I blacked out in the first place was because I was almost in space so I passed out from lack of oxygen, I’m used to being in extremely high areas though and it doesn’t usually happen...

Psychozard: we should get this Flygon to the nearest Pokémon center or hospital there is.

???: it’s just a few scratches relax, the names Azure by the way.

Oreo: did you see any dead bodies

Ezlo and Glitter: BRUH

*Azure looks at the sky*

Azure: it’s no use, whoever it is, it’s leaving.
*Psychozard looks up but she doesn’t see anything*
Psychozard: I don’t know what you mean, I can’t see anything...
Azure: I must see farther than you then. I can clearly see them, even from down here, it looks like it’s leaving the planet.

Oreo, panicking: what did that look like

Ezlo: [*-*] it’s probably nothing

Glitter: ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE-

Azure: never mind, I think we’ve been either heard or spotted, it’s coming back down...

Psychozard: can I just get everyone out of here?

Oreo: TELL ME WHAT IT IS

Ezlo and Glitter: ._.

*Azure is shocked by what he sees*

Azure: that’s why I thought it looked lark a retarded version of Galeem, it’s a giant building...

*Psychozard can now see the building*

Psychozard: what the hell?

*the craft lands in an area next to them*

*like*

Autocorrect

Oreo: what

Ezlo: 2nd edition

Glitter: GET TO THE FRICKING POKÉMON CENTER

*A red triangle steps out*

???: hey guys... whose the Flygon?

Ezlo: the flygon is Azure

Oreo: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON

Glitter: ignore Oreo

Crimson: I’m Crimson incase you didn’t know, I saw the Flygon falling and I didn’t know how to help, I couldn’t do anything, sorry... the least I could do is get you to the hospital.

Azure: how did I get these scratches then?

Crimson: it was hailing in the area where you fell

Oreo: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT AZURE SAW IN THE SKY

Glitter: can you stop

Ezlo: I hate when things fall from the sky, especially pure fire essence, HOLD UP

Crimson: there was nothing, I saw the Flygon fly passed the building and thought nothing of it, then I saw it come crashing down.

Psychozard: nothing explains how he got all of these cuts.

Crimson: there was a hail storm and I thought he got them from that.

Azure: there wasn’t hailing when I flew up. It’s impossible.

Crimson: I’m telling the truth, Psychozard, you could check if you want, I’ve got nothing to hide.

*Psychozard checks Crimson’s memory*

Psychozard: he isn’t lying, I’m so confused.

Azure: oh well.

*too be continued...*

“D-did that thing seriously tried to go to Space?”

“Pokémon can’t breathe in space. Can they?”

“I think Necrozma.. and Rayquaza.. I don’t really know.”

(Sorry I was in school)

“All I saw was that the Flygon was falling, I just saved it.”

*the Flygon lays next to Psychozard, it had passed out*