NO, NO, NO. I AM NOT HERE TO BRAG ABOUT HOW COOL IT IS TO CHANGE CLOCKS EVERY MARCH AND NOVEMBER; I AM HERE TO BRAG ABOUT HOW FUNNY AND SATISFYING IT IS TO SCARE KIDS WHILE THEY STAY UP AT NIGHT ON THEIR COMPUTERS CHANGING THE CLOCK TO 1:59 AM TO 3:00 AM. FIENDISH, EH?