I JUST HAD A CRAZY IDEA, MAN. WHAT IF INSTEAD OF POURING TRILLIONS OF TAXPAYER'S CABBAGE INTO AN UNWIELDILY AND MINIMALLY-INNOVATIVE, OVERREGULATED BUREAUCRATIC HEALTHCARE SYSTEM THAT GENERALLY HAS A POOR LONG-TERM PATIENT OUTCOME, WE ELECTIVELY TRANSFORM OUR POST-FACTUM THERAPEUTIC APPROACH INTO ONE OF SURGICALLY PRECISE PROPHYLAXIS SPEARHEADED BY PRIVATE INDUSTRY INNOVATORS UTILIZING EMERGING TECHNOLOGIES INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, GENE EDITING, ORGAN CLONING AND ONCOLOGICAL IMMUNOPREVENTION? HEY! HAVE YOU BEEN IN MY STASH OF RED PILLS, MAN?!
