AI, don't remind me :(

I mean why the HELL does that thing have eyes???

it's a mascot for a cereal named kreme krunch

Ok then...

And don't feel like I'm ridiculing you. I can't find a girlfriend either.

Ok but if I got a girlfriend, she would have a girlfriend that likes TikTok (me)

ANY GIRL I DATE IS DOOMED

but... u will in life

Is anything better than watching Glee though? Whatever so ANYWAY... I broke up with my boyfriend today because I am like 70% sure I'm a lesbian and either way I just don't like him anymore. He honestly didn't take it badly and he said he saw it coming. Brooklyn helped me figure out what to say and all that because, believe me, she has experience. And she's basically celebrating all of virtual pride with me and I'm planning on asking her to the prom event (wish me luck). That's really the only stuff that's going on with her right now that I can think of because we just started talking again. The tea has been spilled, brother.

oh... hope he takes the break up lightly... also u go gurl... go get your soul mate

I will... TRY
I will TRY to get my soulmate. I'm very scared though.

COME ON.. GOOOOOO

What do I say? What if she doesn't feel the same? Its going to be awkward thooooo! I'm scared!!

JUST DO IT... del wasn't scared to say she liked me irl... U SOULDN"T EITHER

yes...?

still... u asked... i need Rory's confidence up

Lol

youre back!

How was it?

*heavy breathing*

you don't have to tell me anything...

but did she, um, how do I put this..."accept" you? or something? (I didnt know how to put it)

So um yeah I was trying to flirt but over text its weird. I got scared and kinda just um... stopped texting her.
And yeah she does.

wait, so does she like you back, or she is awkward with you now, or...?

I don't know if she likes me back. I asked her to virtual prom and she said no so I guess that answers that

welp that's that I guess

Yeah... 😢

at least you tried! thats ALL that matters :)

I guess. Welp I'm single now. I haven't been single in like two years. It's a weird feeling.

yep.

*sigh*

What do I say though?
"Hi Brooklyn. I love you." That's super awkward!

flirt first then inch in

Ok thanks for the advice. Pray for me!

hope it works out for you

i will

Well there is a girl I like... And she's lesbian... And she's really CUTE... And she's been my best friend forever...

ooo... spill it

Ok so I know her irl but her Imgflip is BrookePenguin. Her name is Brooklyn and I swear if it were possible to turn someone gay it would be her fault I like girls. She's done everything with me. In fifth grade she was my campaign manager when I was running for student council (and I won). For my birthday we went to Craig's cruisers together. Last summer we had a sleepover almost every weekend. We did the talent show together three times and we got in twice. She's just my best friend and even though we've had drama and she has been mean in the past, I love her. Also thanks I like being able to have someone to talk about girls to.

send link for BrookePenguin

Ok so I asked her to Virtual prom and she said.....

DRUMROLL PLEASE!!!!......…....

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"I'm sorry but I'm good"

Ok just give me a minute I'm going to go cry in a corner now.

really? fake prom... JUST SAY THAT YOU LOVE HER

NO IM SCARED

just be brave... if she rejects u... well your friends like me and del will be with u

No not NOW right now she is busy i don't want to bother her

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

oh gosh I feel like a fourth grader

NOW.. or else

Fine do it then. She's not responding to any of my texts so she probably is either asleep or busy.

ok

[image deleted]You are evil

am i?

Yes

HEHEHE

I can't be brave tho...

ye u can... i will tell her if u dont

Ok, ok! I'll do it!

good

Just. Don't. Say. Anything. To. Her.

then DO IT NOW

Dude I'm not going to bother her I won't right nkw

YES... or i will

nonononononononononono youre better than that

But am I tho?

no!

Idk

yOu aReN't ThO

BuT i Am ThO

nU

Ah yes fourth graders. What's next, I tell her and you say "OoOooOooOoOooh"?

lol

Lol

wait WHAT? virtual prom? what grade are you in?

Oh we're in middle school, but it's just a little event that virtual pride is doing and so I asked her to join me on that but she said no

ohhhh

Yeahh

She doesn't have any memes, just comments. https://imgflip.com/user/BrookePenguin

ok

Wow... the only one I have to talk to is you and my lesbian friend.

OOF
Well we know what's up so I'd say you're lucky

yeah

Yes

also... does she know you like her or is she lesbian or bi

She's lesbian and I don't exactly know if she knows I like her but she flirts with me but I don't know if that's just for fun or if she wants me to hire a uHaul honestly lesbians are confusing

OOO... SPILL MORE... this is better than watching glee