He did say whatever

“Why are you gay?”
“BUT WHAT IF-“
“SHUT”

“/**<\ but i’m not.”

“You might be.”

“What was your past life anyway?”

“I was like, 20 when I died. And I was single.”

“[ò ó] YES YOU-“
*the square gets dorito slapped*
“No.”

“Not g a e.”

“oh so you’re lesbia-“

*Turk gets slapped.*

“HE’S A GUY!”

*the square throws a gay flag*
“Yes.”

“this is giving me Avenue Q vibes!”

“SHUT”

“Do you think Galeem Kirby is a simp”

“REALLY EZLO”

+I'll RP with press start, natiusa, and lily+

Lily: "你们怎么都有龙翼？"

“Hey Petra.. how do ya feel about my sis?”

“Is Luno okay with his brother being ga-“

“TAKE THIS BISH AND LEAVE.”

*Throws an orange diamond at reddy*

“Hmm... hey se-“

“SWEET HOME ALABAMA!”

“/. \ still.. what do you think about Luno?”

“He’s very weird.”

“Umm...Pert..”

“Oh.”

“Petra, are you aware about Blitz?”

“And uh... is Luno a *bleep* sometimes?”

“To me, no! We both share much in common! /^\”

“I-I wasn’t talking to you bae...”

“NANI? WHAT THE HECK DID YOU SAY ABOUT THE YEETMASTER? DID YOU JUST CALL HIM-”

“SHHHHHHHHH-“

“..who’s the yeetmaster?”

*Lux picks up Petra.*

“IT’S-A ME!”

“Okay. now learn how to be yeeted.”

*Throws lux right into a creeper that just so happened to be nearby*

“Are you thinking of doing it with-“

“BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGH-“

“oh god dang it Turk!”

“And..remember that mammott cult? i think they’re dragging streak away over there. not my.. WAIT A MINUTE-“

“Oh god what are they doing now-“

“bumb ba bum”

“LET GO OF ME YOU-“

*Sparky electrocutes some of them.*

*the mammotts begin chasing sparky*

“Bum da dear you will be tear”

“Rrrr...”

*he turns into a giant ufo.*

“Wait... is that....”

“THE PECKIDNA KING!”

“yappa yappa.”