HOLY S**T THAT’S A DINOSAUR!

Simpbot: simp is nearby, must annihilate simp
Ezlo: Simpbot is searching for screenslaver, who is a simp

“I think it’s walking to you, olive.”

“DANG I WISH BC WERE HERE-“

“Simp is nearby, give me location”

“Also Blaze brought suction cup man to existence last week”

Stickdanny:this isn't good

“But i’m on YOUR SIDE!”

“rawr.”

Stickdanny:oh....
Blocky:who is that guy?

“A robot.”

*a robot appears.*

“. . .“

“Oh look, an 3ch0 wannabe.”

“ReddydontsayitReddydontsayit-“

“You okay there Red?”

“*inhale* SHIP!!”

*the robot looks at Reddy.*

“[INDICATING KILL MODE, TARGET NO. 1 SPOTTED.]”

“Shet.”

“Run Reddy boi! He got arm cannons now!”

*The robot dinosaur turns into a robot dragon*

“OH SHET OH SHET OH SH-“

*and then the robotic figure turns into a dragon as well and screeches.*

“RUN BOI RUN!”

“OH F**K OH F**K!”

*It scorches reddy with a jet engine*

“That’a a bit overkill.”

*and then it just stares at the other robot dragon.*

“. . . ? ?”

*an electric figure appears.*

“Wow... they share much in common.”

“Oh look! Here’s Volt but he’s not a furry!”

“Can you please shut up-“

“Nope!”

“Stop complementing your own creation, jeez.”

*The robot dragon gets a rock and begins beating the crap out of olive*

*the robot dragon scorches the other dragon for fun.*

“^ ^”

“I guess he has found a new... friend??”

*and a mantis-like robot appears.*

“Perfirmative.”

“...”

“And look over there! Another dragon but he ain’t made out of metal!”

*insert Albin cowering in fear.*

“Oh don’t worry! Take this bucket of water and throw it at them!”

“B-but 3ch0 is both waterproof and lava-proof..”

“Oh... welp I’m just being the stupid cat I am!”

“Wait... is he controlled by electricity or anything?”

*Bloo pulls out some glowing blue ball.*

“That thing is powered by aura, It was literally built to withstand lava and water, it was used to hunt down fish and collect garbage in the ocean.”

“And it turns out that it was also built to be something I don’t even want to say because he literally has a SAUSAGE built into him!”

“O_O...”

(me seeing the last part)

“Holy shit..”

“W-who came up with that!?”

“From what I have heard, Dr. Woof built the robot, and just when he was finished Bloo decided to throw some soui at it and now it can stay alive without any electricity.”

“O^O don’t ask! I built it to act like a normal person.”

“A NORMAL- so you’re saying that THIS thing is designed to do it!?”

“Y-yes!”

“I think I’m going to be sick...”

“TURK HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU THROWN UP-“

*and then he throws up in a portal.*

“Oh my god...”

“So... what about that other robot?”

“woof you..I don’t even know.”

(New forum.)

“I bet the next thing he’ll make is basically more busty versions of those animatronics from Freddy Fazbear’s pizza and put it online for people to buy just so they can-“

“OKAY ENOUGH!”

“What can that robot over there turn into now??”

“If you mean mine, it can be a humanoid, draconoid, and dinosoid. that makes no sense.”

“Well he can turn into those too but uh... he can also turn into a giant house cat.. and a mech I guess.”

“It’s supposed to be a Puma!”

“Yeah yeah sure...”

“But this was an actual dragon back then. I explored the other dimensions and heard that it lived at the same time as kento.”

“Who’s that.”

“Some dead dragon revived oc by a person with a dead account.”

“let’s not break the 4th wall buddy”

*Silver points at W00ly.*

“Well, do ya know how he was created? He used to be a normal sheep, but his head got CHOPPED up so it can be eaten, and then someone decided to replace it with a TV and give him some mechanic parts right before his soul can leave his body.”

“: c”

“I know, hard life buddy, I know...”

“That’s tough...”

“And I heard pertra got mauled by a serial killer in it’s old life.”

“So basically Luno killed him and then she fell in love with him?? THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!”

“Sparky nearly killed Lux because he was too hard on hi-“

“I’M SENDING IN THE FRYING PAN GOD!”

“well shet-“

“Reddy you’re a pervert!”

“/Õ\ NO YOU DUMB DUMB. I pointed a gun to force him.”

“Actually you pointed an rpg.”

“Rpg, gun. millenium force, millenium falcon. same thing.”

“Yet these two will never admit they’re in a relationship.”

“Yeah... and THAT’S A SIN YOU’RE DOING!”

“what do you expect? We’re demons, we don’t do good stuff.”

“I have a theory... okay so if Sparkux was “fiddling” does that mean-“

“CAN WE JUST NOT GET INTO THAT SHIT!?”

“for the last time, elec. i don’t want to see your HOLY [REDACTED] THAT’S A DINOSAUR!”

“Bruh moment, olive. bruh moment.”