Here's Johnny

Here in tiny Rhode Island, our governor is finally going to relax some restrictions starting on June 1st. That applies to mostly hair salons, restaurants and tattoo parlors

What are the odds that he has been getting his haircut all along?

I honestly don't know, but her approval ratings have skyrocketed throughout this pandemic

Here in Illinois the mayor of Chicago has been defending getting her hair done while all salons and barbers are mandated closed.

How does November sound? :-)

October sounds even better, considering it's my birthday month

Nope sry bro