Patriots Wear Masks

This is the face your father makes after you give him COVID, and there's no available respirator

no...sheep do.

ah yes, the conspiracy theorist

Who said anything about a conspiracy, fool.
If you want to wear a piece of soggy germ infested cloth about your face, go for it. It is probably an improvement on your normal scare-the-hell out of children face.
Me...I choose not to. My body, my choice, you miserable scold.

you call us sheep, we call you conspiracy theorists. Fair?

my friend has one of those but hes not a conspiracy theorist

Pehaps he will allow you to wear his, Zippy

*perhaps