“Brainwashed? That’s bullsh1t.”
“Why would that kid be so stupid about wearing those shades.. meh, just shoot him.”
“WAIT! A GIANT OCTOPUS MADE THOSE SHADES.”
“wh- okay uh... sir, even if Octopuses are intelligent organisms there can be NO possible way they can create a mind controlling object.”
“I have proof that this person is innocent! Trust me, I’ve seen what the base looks like, I can recognize it from a distance!”
“Hmm.... alright, I guess we’ll spare him, but just a reminder... this is the [REDACTED] FBI you’re dealing with, we’re watching every dang thing you do.”
“O_O...”