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Before I start this I just have to say: you asked for it

So since mermaids are mainly human, I would assume that they are mammals. That means that a merman would have to get a mermaid pregnant just like humans. But they do have tails which cover up where the human genitals would be. We don't even know how do they go to the bathroom? Well maybe they're genitals are end of there tails! For a merman to get a mermaid pregnant, what if all they had to do was essentially put one tail in the other. News flash– 🧜‍♂️the little flap at the ends of their tails are mermaid-protection. And in case the water gets to the right temperature, they give the protection to everyone, even children. The mermaid gets pregnant just like any human would, but out of their tails. Then after *insert time here* the child is ready to come out of the mermaid's tail. That would definitely be very difficult for the mother because the tails get smaller as they reach the bottom. But then why don't the mother's tails have marks? They get new scales. The mother must have lots of time after the birth to recover, which is probably why Ariel had so many sisters, because their mom loved having all that time to just lay there while her tail gets back into normal form. Then when the mermaid has had enough time to fully recover she must do it all over again or actually take care of her family.
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So you're telling me that when a mermaid gets pregnant she had a giant bulge above the end of her tail, not neat her stomach
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I guess, yeah
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Answer from my nine year old sister:

"They take off their tails! They go visit Ursula, who is actually a doctor, and get their tails taken off and then they have their child as humans then have her put their tails back on!"

I couldn't come up with this if I tried 🤣
Let the fan fictions roll in 🤣
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I like this response better XD
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1 up, 5y
Ikr nobody can have the creativity of a child
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2 ups, 5y,
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I think the real question is Do you really want me to answer that
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1 up, 5y
No need, I already did lol
1 up, 5y,
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PLS NO O GOD NO
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Lol, thought so
1 up, 5y
According to a google search, it works like fish. Just look it up.
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No.
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Yes.
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1 up, 5y
The same way fish do
1 up, 5y
They have mouths for a reason
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