A GIRL PANTSES LINCOLN, TIES HIS SHOELACES TOGETHER, PUTS A WHOOPIE CUSHION UNDER HIS SEAT, STUFFS GARBAGE IN HIS LOCKER, PUTS GUM IN HIS HAIR, PUTS SANDWICHES IN HIS PANTS, AND SENDS HIM A PIE IN A BOX, AND HIS SISTERS DON'T SAY A WORD; THEIR PARENTS SAY THEY WANNA GET RID OF "THE ONE WITH THE WHITE HARE", AND THEY GO BALLISTIC