Remember when sites like this were just for fun and weren't taken seriously? Now they control you.

I OWN FACEBOOK, A SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE WHERE PEOPLE CAN CONNECT WITH EACH OTHER AND STAY IN TOUCH, BUT I'LL TURN FACEBOOK INTO A POLITICAL WEBSITE THAT WILL CONTROL EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR PATHETIC LIVES, MAKING ME ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL PEOPLE ON THE PLANET... AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT