Oh, honey, I'm trying
to put a load in
the dishwasher... Please allow me to
assist you in a
subservient, tame,
and respectful
way, with absolutely
NO hint of toxic
masculinity... You're not even
going to suggest
that you need
to 'pre-soak your
utensil in cider?'... Absolutely NOT, honey,
that's just... wrong...