GUEST: BUT DR. PHIL, I LOVE HER... WE'RE SOULMATES. DR. PHIL: OKAY SO LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT; SHE CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND, THEN SHE STOLE YOUR CAR, THEN SHE BURNED DOWN YOUR HOUSE... AND THEN, IF THAT ALL WASN'T ENOUGH, AFTER YOU BOTH HAD TO MOVE IN WITH YOUR PARENTS DUE TO NOT HAVING A HOUSE ANYMORE, SHE CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR FATHER! THAT'S A SOULMATE?
