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True story. Yes I actually said that to my Christian mother. She was NOT happy!

True story. Yes I actually said that to my Christian mother. She was NOT happy! | My mom: *is talking about the Bible* 
My mom: the first people created were Adam and Eve, and–
Me: you mean Adam and Steve?
My mom: ...
Me: ...
My mom: ...
Me: ...
My mom: | image tagged in incorrect responce,adam and eve,gay | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Ik the Bible isn’t perfect, cus it left one person out. There was Adam, there was Eve, and there was someone else around. Ya, I think his name was Steve, and he was passing thru town When he heard a snake a-whisperin to Adam in the garden “Take the fruit, it’s good for you” Steve said “I beg your pardon, Ik it’s not my business But will you just hear me out?” He said “I wouldn’t lie, you should not to that tree. The serpent knows the apple grows from a forbidden seed, oh, you want what you can’t have but got all the things you need” There was Adam, there was Eve and there was Steve. He said “Adam, don’t be fooled by the snake. Don’t risk it all for a taste, oh, what a waste, to have everything and give it all away”. Adam looked around and, as he wrestled with his fate, Steve and Eve rolled up their sleeves to wrestle with snake. In the midst of all the chaos Steve was still screamin out. He said “I wouldn’t lie, you should not to that tree. The serpent knows the apple grows from a forbidden seed, oh, you want what you can’t have but got all the things you need” There was Adam, there was Eve and there was Steve. He said “Adam, don’t be fooled by the snake. Don’t risk it all for a taste, oh, what a waste, to have everything and give it all away”. Sometimes I feel like Adam, cause I got more than I need, but even when I have it all I want what’s out of reach. Maybe I should learn my lesson, like Steve was talking to me. He said “I wouldn’t lie, you should not to that tree. The serpent knows the apple grows from a forbidden seed, oh, you want what you can’t have but got all the things you need” There was Adam, there was Eve and there was Steve. He said “Adam, don’t be fooled by the snake. Don’t risk it all for a taste, oh, what a waste, to have everything and give it all away”.
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
YES | image tagged in yes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Do u get it?
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Yeah
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Oh thank goodness 😅
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Kinda confusing but I got it 😉
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1 up, 4y
Ya, that’s the first thing I thought of when I saw this meme
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Are these lyrics to a song by alec benjamin?
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0 ups, 4y
Yes 😅
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0 ups, 4y,
4 replies
Wrong x100
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Calm down

It was just a joke
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Oh ok
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Yep have a good day :)
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0 ups, 4y
You too
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0 ups, 4y
r/wooosh
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0 ups, 4y
Um what?
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Just so you know, I wrote out a song by Alec Benjamin called “Steve”. That was what the comment was in it’s entirety.
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0 ups, 4y
Don’t care
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1 up, 4y
Me, a minecraft fan:
YoU mEaN aLeX aNd StEvE
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1 up, 4y,
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**can very much understand this, im pan** **watches Steven Universe over and over waiting for more seasons** ***Peridot is one of my favorite characters** ******I love you so much you amazing human******
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
**yes I am glad you can understand**
**Don't kill me, I've never actually watched Steven universe but I hear it's good and I've seen an episode or two and I'm pretty sure it's on Hulu** ***coooool** ******I love you too you're awesome!!!******
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
*I literally started laughing, help* XDD
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1 up, 4y
😂
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1 up, 4y,
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1 up, 4y,
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😊
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1 up, 4y,
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1 up, 4y
Sorry trying to get better about that 😬
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