Women

Yet apparently, we are the only ones who can:
1. pay for meals when going out
2. open doors for you
3. pull back chairs for you

Oh, and by the way, you're the ones who campaigned for equal rights so you should do all the things I just mentioned, hypocrites.

Apparently most women do those things you mentioned, hence the birth of the me too campaign. Was it not? Perhaps you have been meeting the wrong women.