“I thought it was Markus!”

“No no Lenny... he got brainwashed, and your goat friend secretly wants to kill him even more.”

“Uh... okay?”

“Shush...! Don’t tell anyone! How do you know this anyway!”

“I... uh... I watched over the other planets while I was in my home planet. I saw you becoming pissed and red...”

“Oh..”

“Wow... you sure seem to show no mercy...”

“That’s not the reason, he was a victim to Puron, it took his soul... and since Markus caused this, he tried to be nice without trying to attack him... but deep down he wants to destroy him.”

“I SAID SHUSH!”

“...nah. -w-“

“But wasn’t corrupt matter annihilated in the first game?”

“what the hell do you mean by “first game”!?”

“Can we not forget the fact that he even laughed at his humiliation even though he was corrupted?”

“Yeah... that clown was mean...”

“Jester Lenny, not Clown.”

“But he was corrupted...”

“Well Gold, it’s his fault for losing his temper!”

“He was like... overprotective over Bloo...”

“Say... what happened to-“

“They killed themself...”

“W-what Elder?”

“They killed themself when half the universe got erased, again.”

“N-no...”

“Yes Albin.”

“Ya know, the one where you had to annihilate woof’s bots, save a child deity from corruption, end ‘]£{§€{¥’s evil actions, and free the gods from corruption.”

“That’s 4 games.”

“4 SUBgames. oh and there also is a boss rush, and final boss which is where you beat Corrupt matter.”

“Okay....?”

“....”

“Bloo’s dead!?”

“Yep, when I got revived I woke up inside the turtle, I noticed something behind me and... I saw Bloo hanging there....”

“but if bloo was the reason for woof’s retirement than that means...

“W-what?”

“Oh, just a reminder, Bloo can’t really die, their body just refuses to wake up.”

“What could it mean tho..?”

“He and nebula are gonna go back to evil!”

“*beep boop* [INCOMING MESSAGE. ]”

*the screen inside W00ly switches to Dr. Woof.*

“Actually, I’m already dealing with other shet so no.”

*there was a monster version of CatDog on a rampage.*

“Oh-“

“You might want to use those mechs of yours.”

“-^-“

*Dr. Woof has left the conversation.*

“So... how’s Markus and the others doing anyway?”

“His life will be in danger-“

“SHHHHHHH-“

“Wait, what!”

“Uh... don’t ask.”

*his hoove was turning black so he tries to hide it.*

“You okay there buddy?”

“Haha... do I look okay?”

“Yes!”

“/- - -\ really Red?”

Oreo: which one of you eat people, Blaze told me one of you eat people

“Why should you know I eat people?!”
“Jaws nO-“

“Because for some reason I’m relating that to the fact that Blaze devours souls”

“So does corrupt matter.”

“She’s very odd, and I should have sacrificed Logan to that corrupt matter dude”

“[| |] I eat souls too!”

“.....”

“Now now Goat Child, I’m sure you’ll get over this...”

“Oh he’s not the only one..”

“Oh.. yeah... of course.”

“Now I think I gotta make a list of who eats souls, and I should probably mention that the Kirbys also eat souls”