WE LITERALLY TAKE A SOUP OF DYING CELLS, EXTRACT RANDOM RNA... ...AND CALL THEM "VIRUSES" THAT WE CAN'T EVEN ISOLATE UNDER A MICROSCOPE. THEN WE INSERT WHAT WE FIND INTO OUR "DATABASE" OF GADZILLIONS OF RNA SAMPLES AND CREATE A "VIRUS" OUT OF NOTHING. EVEN MICROBIOLOGISTS THINK WE'RE IDIOTS.