I'm sorry the old Taylor Swift can't come to the phone right now
Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift Shrug
IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
PERSON IN PHONE: " FOR WORLD WAR 1 PLEASE PRESS ONE... FOR WORLD PEACE PLEASE PRESS TWO..."; GERMANY: *PRESSES ONE*; OTHER COUNTRIES: "YOU IDIOT YOU JUST STARTED WORLD WAR ONE!"; GERMANY: "DON'T CARE."