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WHICH FORTNITE PLAYER ARE YOU? 1. THE ARCHITECTIF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME. IF YOU DON'T BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME AND BUILD IT. ALL OF IT. THE ARCHITECT TAKES THEIR CONSTRUCTION VERY SERIOUSLY. THEY THINK NOTHING OF EXCEEDING THE BUILD LIMIT TO ADD A BALCONY TO A FORTRESS, MAYBE A LITTLE INDOOR PARKING. SOMETIMES – AND WE'VE NO IDEA WHY – THEY WILL JUST BUILD AN ENDLESS RAMP INTO THE HEAVENS. 2. THE SIGHTSEER DOESN'T GET OUT MUCH, AS EVIDENCED BY THE SENSE OF AWE AND WONDER WITH WHICH THEY VIEW THE OUTSIDE WORLD. AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT WE ASSUME IS GOING ON WHEN THEY SPEND SO MUCH OF A MATCH ABSENT. WELL, NOT ABSENT, JUST KIND OF BUSY WITH OTHER THINGS. 3. THE LUNATIC THIS PLAYER IS NUTS. RECKLESSNESS IS ALL A PART OF THEIR CHARM, OR SO THEY BELIEVE. THIS IS THE PLAYER WHO'LL BUILD LIKE MAD TO REACH ANY COLLECTIBLE BY THE MOST DIRECT ROUTE, WHO'LL CHARGE INTO ANY HORDE WITH JUST A BROADSWORD AND A MANIC SMILE. 4. THE LIABILITY DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE TO THIS ONE, THEY'LL PROBABLY WALL YOU IN. THIS IS THE PLAYER WHO ACCIDENTALLY DROPS A SET OF STEPS OUTSIDE A BARRICADE THAT ALLOWS THE HORDE TO SIMPLY TUMBLE, LEMMINGS-STYLE, INTO YOUR STRONGHOLD. THEY TRIGGER THE ATLAS TOO EARLY, GET LOST ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE MAP WHEN IT KICKS OFF AND IF YOU SEE THEM RUNNING BLINDLY TOWARDS YOU, BRACE YOURSELF, BECAUSE THEY'VE PROBABLY JUST UPSET AN ENTIRE TOWN FULL OF MUTATED KILLING MACHINES. CHEERS, MATE. 5. THE FPS FAN THIS PLAYER DOESN'T CARE WHAT FORTNITE IS ALL ABOUT. HE OR SHE DOESN'T CARE TWO HOOTS IF YOU TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. THEY DON'T HOLD WITH STATS, CLASSES, BUILDING OR DEFENDING. THE FPS FAN JUST WANTS TO SHOOT THINGS. PREDOMINANTLY SOLDIER CLASS, THEY SEEK OUT AMMO AND THINGS TO FIRE IT INTO, AND NOTHING BETWIXT. 6. THE COMPETITOR BEFORE FORTNITE INTRODUCED ITS BATTLE ROYALE MODE, IT WAS A TOWER-DEFENCE/ACTION-SHOOTER HYBRID WITH A STRONG PVE ELEMENT. THE COMPETITOR DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT VERSION OF FORTNITE; THEY'RE HERE FOR THE GLORY ALONE.THIS PLAYER JUST WANTS TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND TAKE YOU OUT. 7. THE DESTROYER LOOK, JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN REDUCE EVERYTHING YOU SEE TO NUTS AND BOLTS, PEBBLES OR KINDLING, DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD. HOWEVER, THE DESTROYER DISAGREES. PERHAPS EVERYTHING OFFENDS THEM, PERHAPS THEY'VE GOT SOME PENT-UP RAGE TO WORK OUT. MAYBE THEY JUST REALLY HATE SCENERY. 8. THE HUNTER IS A CONSUMMATE PROFESSIONAL. NOT CONTENT WITH SIMPLY DEFENDING THEIR LOT OR BEATING BACK THE HORDE, THE HUNTER WANTS TO HEAD OUT INTO THE BREACH WITH A CROSSBOW, A SNIPER RIFLE AND A SAMURAI SWORD AND METICULOUSLY PICK OFF EVERY LAST THREAT. 9. THE SADIST IN THE EVENT OF AN INVASION BY ALIENS, ZOMBIES OR MUTANTS, THE ABILITY TO MAKE AND LAY TRAPS WOULD BE PRETTY INVALUABLE. HOME DEFENCE WOULD BE PARAMOUNT AND THAT PARTICULAR SKILL SET WOULD AT LEAST GIVE YOU AND YOUR COMPANIONS A FIGHTING CHANCE.
BUT SOME PEOPLE TAKE IT A LITTLE BIT FAR. SOME PEOPLE WANT TO WATCH THEIR ENEMIES WRITHE AND SQUIRM, IMPALED ON SPIKES AND FRIED BY LOOSE WIRING. THEY TAKE PLEASURE IN WATCHING THEIR ATTACKERS BURN AND SQUEAL. THE SADIST IS ONE SUCH PLAYER; SOMEONE WHO DELIGHTS IN FILLING THE WORLD WITH DEATH TRAPS AND WATCHING THE UNSUSPECTING WANDER BLINDLY INTO A FACEFUL OF POISON GAS. 10. THE COMPLETIONIST OKAY, SO FORTNITE ISN'T ALL ABOUT KILLING ZOMBIES AND BUILDING FORTS. THERE ARE ALSO A RAFT OF OBJECTIVES ROLLED INTO EACH AREA THAT REWARD YOU WITH XP AND LOOT. MOST ARE THROWAWAY, EASILY IGNORABLE, AND SOME EVEN RESPAWN SPONTANEOUSLY. UNFORTUNATELY, THERE ARE SOME GAMERS WHO SIMPLY CAN'T IGNORE OBJECTIVE MARKERS, TO THE RUIN OF ALL. THE COMPLETIONIST HAS TO TACKLE EVERYTHING THAT POPS UP. YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST BOOTED UP FOR A QUICK GAME, BUT THE COMPLETIONIST HAS OTHER IDEAS. IF YOU GET STUCK IN A GAME WITH THIS PLAYER, AN ARCHITECT, AND A DESTROYER, YOU BETTER HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR DINNER, BECAUSE YOU'RE IN FOR A LONG, LONG NIGHT. HEHE
