Dear bra companies,
*ahem*
IT'S FLIPPING 2020! THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING BETTER THAN STINKIN' UNDERWIRE!!! I DON'T WISH TO STAB MYSELF TO DEATH WHEN I LEAST EXPECT IT!!!!!! COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER!!! YOU CAME OUT OF THE STUPID TRIANGLE BRA, DO SOMETHING!!!!
-- Sincerely, Girls and Women everywhere.