ME SHOPPING AT TARGET
TARGET CLERK: WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT?
ME: THE GOVERNOR & CDC SUGGEST I SHOULD
TARGET CLERK: THEY SAID TO WEAR A MASK
ME: WHAT DID JIM CARREY WEAR? TARGET CLERK: ...
ME: ...
TARGET CLERK: ...
ME: ...
TARGET CLERK: A MASK
ME: SSSSSSSMOKIN!