Why the reaper? Cuz you know he finna beat yo ass

*Screeching from the distance*

I CAN HEAR EVERY WORD YOU SAY!

Wha..?

(were not gonna f**k dont worry-)
(at least not publically-)

You better hope you don’t because if I find out, you’ll never see me again.

NONONO PLEASE DONT WERE NOT LIKE THAT-

I’m watching you.

Dont worry-

Be glad you have a reason to be on here anymore.

I was just playing Project Jojo dang it.

Whats wrong?

Some bitch made memegamer leave and ultimatley end the switch wars.

Jeez....

Now I’m sad.

Why-

Because I’m still on this website because of Dream and The Switch Wars.

And then without switch wars I’ll be bored.

And I’m joining ya.

Im sure you'll find something else to do on here.

L-like what?

RP?

The switch wars is an rp-

Ah

I guess.

Ey, this site aint so bad. Just look for the gems.

O^O...

Ive only run into a reaper 3 times, and Ive played P4G for a solid 15 months, almost all day, every day.

P4G has the chest reaper, right?

I tried to farm the reaper in P5

And died.

Multiple times.

If you 2 actually f**k i’m commiting deletus

WTF-

Yup, its randomized. You know its a reaper cuz Rise/Teddie is like: "Hey, Im getting a bad feeling from this chest" and if you choose to still open it, you get the Reaper.

Why would you do that?

I died twice fighting the reaper

I see

The EXP and cash you get is INSANE (also it was Flu Season which meant Despair and that means the Reaper can die of depression)

He's hard.
Like really hard.
Like as hard as I am after seeing your nudes.
I mean what.

Yeah

Thats a thing in P5-?

I never sent you anything, your imagination is all you’re going to get from me-

Thank god-

Yeah the Reaper like other enemies can succumb to despair, the best part is that he can't attack!
The worst part is that it only works sometimes

Aw-

Huh, that’s a good mechanic, I guess. Though, why would a reaper get despair? Or any other monsters? Don’t they like…live off of that?

*winks and shakes finger at you* Too bad~

They're made from people's collective cognition (because this is Mementos we're talking about, not specific palaces) which means the weather affects what people feel and therefore what their Shadows feel.
But they removed the Reaper despair thing in Royal.

*pouts*

Oh-

*winks*

Wait what-

What-

You wanna f**k-

IDK-
Like I said we shouldnt-

I mean-

My parents just got home and what if Im caught-

How did you take a picture of Brownie?

Thats an old picture. I used it for a school project, so I just downloaded the picture from my school account files and shared it with you.

Yeah-

Do you~?

W-we shouldnt b-but I want to-

NONONONONO.

Okai!

Can you take pictures with your laptop?

I probably can but I dont know how. I think they blocked any sort of camera feature on it.

My fiancee is S M O R T!

...I'm sorry...

*pushes glasses with the frames cut out up my nose* *smoiles*

Ha….its okay….he’s actually the reason I met Mitsuru. I was playing with him with Adrein, and then Biscuit just…bolted. Adrein and I ran after him, but he got pretty far before we caught up to him. When we did, I saw a girl playing with him, and I was like “Hey, thats my dog!” And she was like “Oh, really? Sorry, here you go!” And then I saw that she was unpacking and moving into that house she was standing at and….well, thats how we met….
Thats why Adrein sent me that picture….he was like, “Hey I remember taking this, he’s still in your heart, okay?” And yeah….I still miss him….

Aw...
(That's the cute kind of aw, btw)

Heh...

Hey um

Yeah?

... *hugs*

*hug*

But we vidcalled-

Oh true-

I guess they unblocked the camera for vid-calls because you know....social distancing schooling....

But I dont think we can take pictures on it.

Losing someone you love a lot hurts a lot too... huh?

…Yeah….thats why….thats why you better not go anywhere….baka….I love you….

I-
Wait does your Vita even upload pictures?

Nope, it dont.

You too... I love you, neesan...

I love you too....
I-I think I gotta go soon...maybe in 10 minutes....but, I'll see you tomorrow....

Ooohh I see

Yeah.

Sometimes I steal a phone or something like that, so I can upload a new picture from time to time, as rare as those times are.

But you uploaded on Hangouts-

I can upload screenshots if Im lucky. I cant upload actual pictures I take.

Ohh I see

Yeah.

maybe if I vid call myself and screenshot somehting when I hold it to the camera, I ca take pictures?

...did I ever tell you about my dog?

Alright! I'll see you tomorrow!

Ya!
And remember, keep track of where we left off in the RPs!

Whoa, big brain time!

No...

Ha, I am S M O R T

He was a small mutt….his name was Biscuit. He was a mix of a Chihuahua and a toy poodle, so his fur was always a little fun to play around with…haha…he was really cute…when he was a puppy, he would bite EVERYONE playfully….he was so cute…I loved him. When I got him, that was when I was going through all that….stuff with the boy from school, so he was just a big comfort to me. I got him in 1st grade, and thats when the boy started….yeah. So, he just…got me through a lot. My grandma got him for me. But….last year, during summer….we had a Parvo outbreak in town and…its just a denies that infects dogs, but…he caught it and….he was already kinda old so he…he didnt….

Ah I see

But wait how did you send that image of 10 yo you-

Adrein e-mailed it to me last year when my dog died to remind me of him....he was like "Hey look what I found!" and he sent it to me to cheer me up. I screenshoted it so you guys could see it.

DON’T F-