“I’m sorry- what?”

“Kid... don’t you know you shouldn’t lie? I know you’re trying to be safe but that doesn’t mean I should be the blame- HECK I WAS EVEN JOKING!..”

“I’m sorry... but I have to. ;w;”

“WHY!?”

*A Salamence that has gone mad bursts into the building*

Illusion: not back here, why did you go back here?!

“H-HOW ABOUT WE BLAME IT ON THAT SALAMENCE-“

“w-wait... is that another one..?”

“YES, BLAME IT ON EITHER THAT OR BLOO, IT ISN’T EVEN YOUR FAULT YOU LOST CONTROL OF YOURSELF.”

“...”

“[REDACTED].”

Illusion: EVERYONE GET OUT OF HERE!! HE’S BEING MIND CONTROLLED!
*Shadow uses Prismatic laser on Illusion, it’s not very effective*

*and then he’s just shaking.*

“NONONONONONO- SOMEONE DO SOMETHING.”

“I’m here!”

“...you again?”

“Yea! I know what to do!”

*a red diamond tries to mind control the salamence.*

*Shadow screams in pain and kicks the red diamond out of his mind*
Illusion: I think the only way we can stop it is too battle it!
*two Umbreons appear*
Royal: time to deal with another mad Pokémon.
Giga: go for it.
*Royal charges up electricity and Giga uses razor leaf*

“Wait where is Al- oh there he goes.”

*and then he’s a dragon again.*

“....Reddy, make me a gun.”

“What? No!”

“Yes, give me a gun, I want to shoot myself.”

“You can’t do that!”

“YES I CAN, I’M DONE DEALING WITH THIS, I’M DONE LOOKING LIKE SUSHI OR WHATEVER IT’S CALLED.”

*Royal uses thunder bolt, it was so powerful that it caused the nearby power plant to lose power, Shadow fainted*
Illusion: thanks.
Giga: no problem.
Illusion: now I just need to revive him. *pulls out a Max revive from the corner of the room*
Royal: don’t do it, what if he starts attacking us again?
Illusion: he won’t. *Illusion uses a Max Revive on Shadow* it won’t take affect until later anyway.

“Just make one dang it.”

“Welp, if you insist. :/“

*he makes a red gun and Irisan snatches it.*

*Illusion face palms*
*Giga and Royal have a confused expression on their faces*
Illusion: everyone knows you didn’t destroy the city, it was the mine controller guy using Plasma to destroy New York....
Giga: who is Plasma?
Royal: and who is this Salamence?
Illusion: Plasma is a Rayquaza who went hunting for the guy who controlled her mind and used her to destroy part of New York, he tried to do the same to me but it failed. However, he did manage to mind control Shadow successfully. *Points to the Salamence* The Salamence here is Shadow.

Illusion: don’t kill yourself, that’s bad for everyone here...

“Too bad!”

“Hey Irisan, can you give me the gun?”

“Ugh... fine- wait Albin how did you get control of yourself this quick!?”

“Idk. I just need it for the giant noodle.”

“Hmm.... yes.”

*Giga uses water gun to knock the gun out of Irisan’s hand*

*Shadow grumbles*

Illusion: your alright buddy. *Pats Shadow’s head* Look, no one is shooting anyone, not even themselves.
Giga: look, we all need to stay alive incase we need witnesses for this event later.
Royal: not only that, killing yourself is just bad in general.

“Fine...”

*and then he notices that Albin is holding a sign saying that he did it and it’s pointing at him.*

“OH COME ON!”