What the ever living [REDACTED] was I thinking.

Blaze: that isn’t as weird as my mom, my mom is a bird and I am a dragon, oh wait I don’t have a biological mom because I literally was born inside of a ton of lava

“And this guy was raised by 2 lovebirds. Or in this case... love-shapes-“

*the red diamond gets slapped across the face by a triangle.*

“WE ARE NOT GAY.”

“yeaaaaah sure you are-“

“What happened to his actual dad tho?”

“Stop talking about that...”

“Okay jeez-“

“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT GAY.”

“Okay! You don’t have to repeat the same thing! (They won’t admit it, lol.)”

(Blaze is a girl)
Blaze: both of you seem pretty gay to me

stickdanny:that's definitely gay
Mixmellow:what's gay?
Blocky:I don't know..

Blaze: shapes are gay
Akira: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME

Danny:that's not gay dude.
Mixmellow:I still don't know what's going on.

Akira: the stick figure and the BFB reject are gay actually
Blaze: Akira, you better shut your mouth

Mixmellow:*cries*
Danny the simpluman:what the hell dude?! You just made Mixmellow cry!
Stickdanny:what did you just say about stickmen?!
Blocky:welp, just gonna walk away

*Blaze slams Akira into the ground*
Blaze: you don’t make mixmellow cry
Akira: what can I say except, YOUR GAY!

Mixmellow:*still crying*
Danny:you jackass, say sorry right now Akira!
Stickdanny:*kicks Akira* idiot!

Akira: No, I’m not and it’s a fact
Blaze, holding a fireball: do you want to be a burnt Dorito
Akira: that reminds of the time I got thrown into a volcano and didn’t

*Die