Hint for where Plasma is headed too: *Corneria (metal version) (from Star Fox) plays*

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

Despi: Can I go now

Illusion: no
Shadow: why would we let you go after you’ve been placing bombs everywhere. For all we know, you were trying to start the Subspace emissary all over again.

Despi: I can get more bombs
Rainstorm: I think we should get Blaze to take care of him

Illusion: sure... lead the way...

Ezlo: but I think we went pretty far away from that volcano Blaze was at- and why is it nighttime
Rainstorm: everyone run in the direction of that mountain and don’t stop

*meanwhile in space, Plasma finds a satellite that can launch nuclear warheads at the earth, and it carries enough nuclear missiles to cause another nuclear winter*
Plasma: I’ve got to disarm that.

*back on earth*
Illusion: give me the location of the volcano, I don’t need exact coordinates but I can bring us close to it.
Shadow: yeah, I know you learned the move “Teleport,” what did you forget to learn that?
Illusion: night slash...
Shadow: oof

Rainstorm: I DONT KNOW IF THATS THE VOLCANO
Ezlo: Dharkon Kirby is nearby so we need to get over there quickly

Illusion: just hold onto me, or I could go ahead while you guys fly on Shadow’s back.
Shadow: I’m good with either option, you guys can choose.

*Ezlo and Rainstorm hold on to Illusion*
Ezlo: GO GO I CAN SEE DHARKON KIRBY

Illusion: look who I’ve got...
Shadow: just throw that [redacted] spider in the lava...

*Blaze grabs Despi*
Blaze: and this is what you get for constantly bugging me
*Blaze crushes Despi and throws what’s left of him into the lava*
Ezlo: maybe that was too harsh... and Dharkon Kirby is here-
Blaze: deal with it yourself
Rainstorm: we can’t get him out of here without-
Blaze: I don’t care I am going back to my nap

Illusion: I have an idea.
Shadow: I think I know what your plan is.
Illusion: I’ll let myself get captured, but before I do that, I’ll lead them away from here.
Shadow: never mind, don’t do that, please..
Illusion: too bad, besides, I can figure what their going to do. I won’t come back right away.
*Illusion teleports away*
Shadow: this is a bad idea.

Rainstorm: Blaze, can you come back up to help us
Blaze: ugh fine
Ezlo: I kind of miss Despi. Sure he betrayed me and he started the great bee war, but he was my friend.
Rainstorm: he tried to kill us Ezlo

*Illusion teleports everyone to the mouth of the nearest volcano*
Illusion: we had plenty of time. *Grins*
Shadow: why can’t we just throw the spider into the lava?

Ezlo: Rainstorm wants him to suffer for what he has done
Rainstorm: I want it to be painfully and slowly
Despi: pls don’t kill me I won’t plant more bombs, I’ll be helpful to you, just don’t kill me
Blaze: shut that little [REDACTED] up, I’m trying to sleep

*nearby*
*Illusion appears*

Bruh moment, typo in that last sentence, it’s supposed to be “her”