Bruh moment

“Oops..”

*Rainstorm summons a rain cloud in there putting out a little bit of the fire so they can leave*
Rainstorm: GUYS HURRY UP AND LEAVE

“/ō ō ō\ I... quit...”

*it kicks the tower.*

*Illusions runs straight into the fire*
Shadow: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET BACK HERE!!
Illusion: someone’s got to warn the people on the upper floors, I’ve heard no alarm go off, so I’m going to go activate it. It’s best if I do it anyways, considering that I caused the fire and I’m a fire type.
Shadow: ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU’LL GET YOURSELF KILLED!!
Illusion: no I won’t, just watch.
Shadow: fine.

Rainstorm: we need to hold off Blaze Kirby
Blaze Kirby: you are going to have your souls taken
*a red dragon hits Blaze Kirby with a sword*
Blaze Kirby: HEY THATS UNFAIR
Blaze: well what you are doing is cruel and what I just did is nothing compared to what you are doing

“/o o o\ ...”

*it slams Blaze Kirby to the ground and stomps on them.*

*normal Blaze uses a portal to get rid of Blaze Kirby*
Meanwhile in New York:
Despi: is she gonna return
*Blaze Kirby falls through the portal*
Dharkon Kirby: did anyone die there?
Blaze Kirby: nope

*Shadow waits for Illusion*
Shadow: come on Illusion, we need to get out of here.
*The fire alarm goes off*
Shadow: well, she did it, but where is she?

*meanwhile, somewhere in the fire*
Illusion: I did it, now all I’ve got to do is get ba-
*Debris falls from the upper floors, blocking the path back*
Illusion: is there another exit?

*Back to Shadow*
Shadow: I’m going in, I can’t wait for her to get back, so I’ll save her instead.
*He flies into the fire*

“i have an idea!”

*Hydro gigantamaxes and shoots water at the tower*

*meanwhile on the other side of the tower*

*Illusion tries to find another exit*
Illusion: that’s it, I’m breaking the window.
*Illusion breaks the window with telekinesis and hops through it, she doesn’t realize she went up a few floors and is now falling to her death*

*Shadow flies out a floor under her and catches her*
Shadow: you need to look before you exit the building like that.
Illusion: thanks...

Blaze: imma just use a portal to get everyone out
*Blaze teleports out and then she teleports the others out*

*Boss music begins playing*

Blaze: THE EVIL DUDES ARE ALL HERE NOW

*Shadow the Salamence gets Illusion the Zorua to the ground safely and they both look up to see a Rayquaza going mad*

Shadow: a Rayquaza, those are rare.
Illusion: I think it’s angry.
*Boss music intensifies*

“Oh... no...”

“Spark do something!!”

“Uh...”

*it tries to electrocute the rayquaza.*

*The Rayquaza absorbs the electricity and and uses thunder bolt, causing an explosion*

Blaze: and include the versions of me as a cat, a human, an even bigger dragon, and the thing I can only describe as a abomination right out of a cringe comp

*Illusion laughs at that*
Shadow: meh.

Eldritch Blaze: EXUSE ME, I AM A [REDACTED]ing GOD, I COULD EASILY KILL YOU ALL
Rainstorm: that’s cute, living cringe compilation

*Shadow flies Illusion up to the red Rayquaza so she could battle it*

“Hey, stop breaking my damn windows!”

“They are in DANGER and have to do so.”

“SO? IT TOOK 2 MINUTES TO BUILD THIS TOWER.”

“Uh... Petra is in danger.”

“OH SHET-“

“Grrrr....”

“Now square dude is pissed! Wait! He’s a sheep dude now!”

*A red Rayquaza that’s going crazy shows up and begins attacking everyone*

Shadow: we’ve got to stop it.
Illusion: something’s not right about that Rayquaza.

“Shock em!”

*the square tries to electrocute the rayquaza again.*

Illusion: stop he’s absorbing the blasts!
Shadow: how can you tell?
*the Rayquaza uses thunder bolt again, causing another explosion*
Illusion: that’s how, it’s an electric type.

Rainstorm: let’s hope nobody died

*Illusion struggles to get the fire extinguisher to work because she has no hands*

“Oh wait I have weather magic”
*summons a rain cloud but it doesn’t put out the fire*
“Someone is clearly made the fire bigger”

*Illusion realizes oil must have spilled in the building of rain didn’t work*
“It must be a chemical fire then, we can only put it out with this fire extinguisher.”
*Illusion is still struggling to get the fire extinguisher to work*

*Rainstorm somehow picks up the fire extinguisher and uses it, but it doesn’t work*
“Somebody with very powerful fire magic must have started this
*a faint laugh is heard*
“We need to abandon this tower”

“Okay uh- I’ll be right back.”

“Okay..?”

*a giant trapezoidal giant creates a rain cloud and tries to put out the fire.*

*a blue Kirby comes out of the fire*
Blaze Kirby: HAHAHA THAT WONT WORK

Illusion: take him together?
Shadow: let’s take him together.
*They both use dark pulse on Blaze Kirby*

“Um... I started the fire... on accident.”
*Their exit gets blocked by fire*

“Well you-know-who probably made it even bigger”

“/- - -\ ...”

*the giant smacks blaze.*

*Blaze Kirby lights the trapezoid on fire*
Blaze Kirby: add that to the list of people who are gonna die today

“/o o o\ ....”

*the trapezoid makes a giant waterfall from its top hat to put the fire out.*

*a red dragon teleports in*
Blaze: oh great now I gotta deal with two things at once

“No I don’t know who made it larger, we can still put it out. Let me get some-“
“This is why I never let you wander around without me.”
“Oh, hey Shadow, I guess you found me.”

*a blue Kirby comes out of the fire*
Blaze Kirby: I can’t wait to watch you suffer-
*Rainstorm summons a gust of wind that pushes Blaze Kirby away from them
Rainstorm: WE NEED TO GO NOW
*Rainstorm uses wind to make a hole in the wall but after that it becomes engulfed in flames*

Illusion: well, actually, I’m a fire type so I don’t need to go, I’ll help get everyone else out though.
Shadow: your coming with me actually.
Illusion: why??
Shadow: do you don’t cause trouble.

*A raywuaza with eternatus like features appears and begins battling the corrupted rayquaza*

Shadow: we’ve got to do something!
Illusion: get me up there.
Shadow: another crazy idea, but the last one worked so I trust you on this one.
*Shadow flies Illusion to the red rayquaza*
Shadow: you better not be thinking about fighting it.
Illusion: you have a better idea?
*Illusion uses flamethrower on the red Rayquaza, it’s not very affective*
Shadow: it’s probably also a fire type of your flamethrower didn’t affect it.
*Plasma the Rayquaza gets angrier*

*rayterna blasts it while plasma wasn’t looking*

*a rayquaza shows up.*

“SCREEEE!! (Stop!)”

*it was suprised so it blasts that rayquaza*

“Rawr! (Ouch!)”

*Plasma begins charging thunder bolt again and Illusion sees the electric charges bouncing around her*
Illusion: quick, get out of its blast radius.
Shadow: what’s wrong.
Illusion: just do it!
Shadow: alright
*Plasma uses flamethrower and thunder bolt at the same time which cause another explosion but this time it causes a fire on the upper floors*