You already know, what’s up (or down in this case)

“Welcome to hell.”

“Stop acting like you’re the god of death geez-“

“WELCOME! WELCOME! X3”

“Uh-“

“What?”

“Why do you get excited every time someone enters here.”

*Illussion gets surprised and kind of wants to hide*
“...”

“Zoroak. (Don’t worry, this is a safe place, nothing can ever happe-)”

*meanwhile, an infected dorito is going crazy.*

“GRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!”

“Zor... (okay maybe it’s kinda crazy but it’s still fun!)”

*Illusion starts laughing*
“The crazy part’s kind of accurate I can see.”
*Illusion stops laughing now*
“What’s wrong with that triangle with wings over there?”

*Illusion sort of gets surprised by everyone, and she kind of wants to hide*
“But I’m not dead...”

“I know you aren’t. but you wi-“

“OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH.”

“RRRR....”

“Shet it’s there-“

“I’ll fight my way out of here if I have too. I’m not scared.”

When it’s 9:30 on a Saturday, and you already have 7393738737 notifications