“Well Bloo, I may call you an idiot for thinking I’m that kind of doctor, but I think I know why he’s like this.”

“Does he have to be put down?”

“No.”

“Thank god...”

“But don’t think that he’s going to be fine you weird looking Diamond Block, this disease isn’t fatal, but it can turn him into a hostile dark star demon, thus he’ll just become a mindless zombie wreaking havoc.”

“Do the ice crystals work-“

“No, you idiotic cat.”

“Oh-“

“It might be a while till he turns into a monster, if you still love him or anything even if you’re a male, just put him in a dang cage, also.... how did that grape get my number?? Bloo, did you hack my phone!?”

“...yes. ;w;”

“My god.... I wish I could call that pyramid an idiot for trying to eat that thing but I don’t blame him for hating a feminine color-“

“I-it’s not that... *cough*”

“Wait.... oh I see! It’s because of that time Thanos wipes the universe, that’s even more relatable.”

“i thought woof was a villian.”

“he’s more of an anti villian-“

“Correct. I’m tired of being beaten the living [REDACTED] due to Bloo spoiling my plans...”

“Lux... you are literally becoming Petra.”

“A-am I..?”

“Yes! Now your sister will have 2 now!”

“Perfect for a three-“

*the square starts charging up electricity and goes into a threatening pose at the diamond.*

“NO.”

“Okay okay jeez-“

“Are you crazy!? That’s incest!”

“How come Pet isn’t related-“

“I- never mind...”

“and even went as far as to pull out the FREAKING MASTER CROWN-“

“That did NOT happen, luno.”

“I know it did!”

*plays clip*

“......what the-“

“W-what is happening..?”

“Sis, what the hell are you showing us.”

“there was a video of bloo beating the crap out of dr. woof while he was holding the crown*

“This.”

“that tells us nothing.”

“I know.”

“I- you’re embarrassing.”

“PFFFFFT- AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA-“

“It’s not funny you gothic Russian goat!”

“OHOHOHOHO!”
“LEL”

“NOT FUNNY.”

“I can show a video of some weird furry monster with a tail that has a golden sword basically cutting a robot into half!”

“WAIT REDDY NO-“

“XDDDDD”

“I’m just kidding! Although I wanna show a video of 2 shapes that somehow never noticed there’s a secret camera-“

“AAAAAAAAAAAA-“

“W-what? Ó^Ò”

“I’m not kidding Gold! I still have that footage!”

“DELETE THAT. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT.”

“bUt It’s jUsT sHaPeS.”

“WE WERE’NT JUST SHAPES IN THAT VIDEO, WE’RE ANTHRO SHAPES-“

“I swear to god, one of you make one more godd@mn 434 shet reference i’ll smite you all.”

“JEEZLES CRISP.”

“I’ve caught that fight on camera, it turned out to be a counter attack because a charred goat attacked him first-“

“Wow... that sounds like a cool anime battle!”

“OMG YES!! X3”

“Calm down Galaxy let me put it on-“

*it wasn’t long until the square turns into a humanoid shape form and pulls out an electric racket.*

“I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU’RE ENDING UP LIKE THOSE MOSQUITOS.”

“well, if you think I’m one then okay!”

*it tries to hit the diamond but it keeps teleporting.*

“XDDDDDD I CAN’T-“

“It still kinda reminds me of something... I remember when Summer the Owl did shet to me and the others... and then there was Markus, who somehow became like hyness... killed Pono and Mando, and then his face became black?? And he made fun of me...”

“Now who should I swat?”

“H I M .”

“*cough* I wish I could join in but... I don’t know what’s happening with me..”

*his wings have a pink or purple shade.*

“Anywho, it’s time to swat that owl, oh, and that purple guy over there.”

“But that owl is dead.”

“R-really?”

“Yes.”

“Where’s their ghost?”

“In hell.”

“I decided to torture them while I was in hell, and then when I heard about that Lala or whatever I decided to annihilate them.”

“Meow?”

“He said if you violat-“

“NO YOU SILLY OLD CAT! ANNIHILATE, NOT VIOLATE... I basically tormented them until I beheaded them. and then I decided that if Lala dies she’ll automatically go to hell.”

“What about the purple x?”

“Rrrrr....”

“I AM 100%... ANGRY.”

“welp, Bloo has reached their boiling point.”

“If you need anger management I can get you one-“

“Uh Mark just don’t let your daughter get to that Cacodemon, just saying because it’s overprotective over spook and that thing will shoot anyone except Kobe.“

“Y’all better make sure to tell Pono that her father will be dead once I electrocute him.”

“WAIT NO-“

“YES I AM GOING TO. HE’S CAUSED SO MUCH SHET.”

“CAN’T YOU SEE HE WAS CORRUPTED?!”

(Who was gon electrocute markus-)

“Corrupted eh? This would fit so well because ShitShocker here is a cu-“

“I’M NOT CYAN.”

“Okay okay jeez-“

“First Markers... now Triangle boi?”

“Yep.”

“Now. Let. Me. Kill. Him-“

“I’m not letting your Minecraft a$$ take a dang life.”